Out of Character Thread: The legacy of Blargly and Flargly lives on.

I mean- if it was the left side, moving it two inches to the right would clear your right eye too.

*Was ignored XD*

Originally Posted by Kitsuné

I mean- if it was the left side, moving it two inches to the right would clear your right eye too.

Um... no it wouldn't. o.0 Okay, point to your left eye, now move to the right. Viola, your right eye!

Originally Posted by Kanon to Dreams

*Was ignored XD*

I shall pay attention to you! Silent Hill is love. ^______^

Silent Hill is liek an awesome movie. xD

It's CRAIPY though. O.O

Even though tiz awezome too
Yay someone payz attentionz to me. xD

Originally Posted by Quark

Um... no it wouldn't. o.0 Okay, point to your left eye, now move to the right. Viola, your right eye!

If her eye was hit by the left side of the racket, that would take the whole other side of the racket out of the equation. Now, two inches from that pin point narrowly misses your right eye! :D

Also, I don't know a 'Viola'. XD

Originally Posted by Kitsuné

If her eye was hit by the left side of the racket, that would take the whole other side of the racket out of the equation. Now, two inches from that pin point narrowly misses your right eye! :D

No, still hits your eye. The end, I win! 8D

I... Ned to RP wit someone! NAO!

I didn't understand Silent Hill. Apparently my thoughts were far off. Poor daughter... sounds painful.

I'm still looking for a second Battle or RP with Kris. Fast posters prefered, but anyone will do. ^_^ ... I'm sorry to hear about the badmiton racket thingy, Aiko. Ah well, it could've been worse. You could've been hit in the face with the shuttle. XD (The has happened to me on several occasions, once in me eye. x_v)

Originally Posted by Altamira

...I got hit in the face today with a metal badminton racket.

That is all.

Ooooo...=/ Sorry to hear that... >_o

I think I'm gonna suicide. X_X

I apologize in advance if this constitutes spam in any way, BUT! I think you'll all thank me later for the laughs you are about to receive...
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You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.

For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT.

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Window's.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on 'START'

Originally Posted by Kanon to Dreams

I think I'm gonna suicide. X_X

What? Why?