OoC: You said it, not me.
So, the character I will be using for this return to the BA is Tahredron, the most appropriately intimidating character I've got, and possibly the one most like what lots around
ZU think I'm like. (The character that holds that particular honor, in actuality, is my most recent one, Robbie.)
Tahredron's profile, as sadly spartan and old-cheese as it may be, can be found at the bottom of my post,
here. (Having post #2 makes things so much easier.) A difference to note from the profile and here is that he is not wearing his armor, or the helmet.
And let me apologize beforehand about how long I ended up making the opening post. I was struck with inspiration, and had to use it. I'm also not particularly concerned as to where this goes. If it's a battle of words, rather than actions, then it's just as fun. Let's just see where the flow takes us, shall we?
Now, then...
IC:
It was a dark and stormy night. So dark, in fact, nothing at all could be seen, until a crack of lightning would flash and put the entire landscape in a stark relief. One such lightning strike suddenly lit up a castle, nestled atop a high cliffside, overlooking an expansive valley. Approaching it, was a lone figure, moving carefully up the rocky path, cloaked in a large, water-logged traveling cape.
"You know," Tahredron remarked calmly to the expectant student standing before his large desk. "I am impressed," he paused, and the student seemed to swell slightly with hope, "...by just how well you can redefine the term 'clichéd' in a single paragraph." The student immediately looked crestfallen, and Tahredron contined on without mercy. "I really don't know why I agreed to review the writings of the students who do such things here."
He stood, still holding the collection of pages in his left hand, then went on, "All I ever get are these absurd writings that have such terrible openings," he waved the pages as emphesis, but his tone remains level. "Or terrible arrangements of words. It's a wonder you humans have language at all, with the amount you tend to mangle or muddle your own words."
A disapproving stare was fixed on the slightly trembling student for a good thirty seconds before before Tahredron said, "Take your papers and get out of my sight." The students papers lifted from Tahredron's hand and batted the owner of them on the back of the head until he had successfully made it out of Tahredron's office, at which point, they flew randomly around in the hall for the student to retrieve. The office door then shut with a slam.
Now mercifully alone once more, Tahredron held out his hand, and his staff came to it instantly. He stared at the top of the staff for several minutes, mostly as a point to focus his eyes while his mind looked elsewhere.
Eventually, he concluded that the time had come for him to be active beyond the books and his office once more, and he struck the ground with his staff, to end up in an apparently deserted town street.
Tahredron took a sweeping glance around, considering what may be of interest. It appeared that he was standing in the commercial district of a small human town, with shops and restaurants stretching on down the way. This town also had a decent number of large trees and the street was paved with cobbles, making the whole scene shaded and picturesque.
He strode silently down the street, listening. There was obviously something wrong here, as there was no signs of life, human or otherwise, moving about. After passing two buildings, the sound of a footstep brought him to a stop, and he waited to see who approached.