gary coleman returns from the toilet (Not you)

OoC: Right-o.

BiC: Sylthas, atop the crow's nest of the great ship she was boarded upon, set her gaze over the sea. She was travelling by herself from Feathermoon (an elven stronghold) to Aldrassil, where she had left Azshalla to gain information for their next journey. The sky was clear, the water sparkled, and the wind blew in her favor. The only problem was that there was another ship coming up from behind her.

"Oi, what the **** are you doing, dumbass?" she yelled to the ship behind her. You see, the ship was a tiny lifeboat, encompassing an armed man, Lucien Spearseten. Luce did not hear Sylthas's rude comment, so she tried a similar phrase. Luce did not even acknowledge her. Angered, the blood elf used her dagger throwing ability to pop a hole in the lifeboat. Luce did acknowledge this.

Angered, he jumped up to, err, commandeer the enemy's ship.

OoC: Alright, you give me a half-assed post and I'll call you n00b for the rest of the battle, SO DON'T DO IT LAWL!!!

BiC: "This is a most akward assignment," Luce mumbled as he landed on the front bow of Sylthas' ship. "I wasn't expecting to be hindered by some ***** like you!" He had been ordered by Kind Adams to sail across the sea to get to Sentus Maroulis' mainland and find out where their fortress was located. Now that he had no boat to do it with, he figured he had to take the ship of the one who sunk it.

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" Sylthas yelled at him, furious that he had stepped upon HER ship.

"You sank my goddamn boat for no reason, besides, these seas are territory of Sentus Maroulis and King Adams, you have no right to deny me passage. I was minding my own business sailing behind you as to keep myself shadowed from the sun, I am no pirate that was thinking of sneaking onto your ship!" Luce was thoroughly enraged now and proceeded to remove his spear from his back.

"Fine, if you want to take my ship as payment, you can... that is if you can beat me for it!" the she-elf yelled as she rushed at Luce with her two daggers drawn. Knowing that no mortal alive could beat him in close-range combat, Luce went straight into it and began twirling his spear around in a diagonal motion that deflected all blows thrown by his elven opponent. Sylthas recoiled after her fourth shot was blocked and leapt back several yards and grabbed onto a post in the mast, swinging herself up onto it to stand.

"Tch, I don't even need your crappy ****!" Luce yelled at her as he rose up into the air like a spinning dragon, his body now surrounded by a potent, azure aura. Sylthas' eyes opened as she braced herself for some sort of magic. Luce was now almost forty meters in the air and was corkscrewing at a rapid, almost unimaginable speed. His spear was now outstretched toward Sylthas and he shot forward like a bullet train. The elf's vision was blurred by the speed and power of the magic and was helpless to defend against it.

"Reimburse me or you will recieve full punishment!" the grand general shouted as his spear slammed stright into the base of the mast below Sylthas, causing an explosion on a colossal level. The woman up above was thrown from her perch and felt hard wood come up to meet her face as she fell straight into what felt like a diagonal wall. Next she knew she was sliding down the front half of her now completely ruined deck, the water coming up quickly as the once sturdy barge plundered into the depths.

Sylthas let out an angry roar as she hit the water and was sucked under by the massive weight of the collapsing ship above and around her. From up above on the tip of the sinking wreck, Luce watched the sight of the submerging vessel. Wood planks were now everywhere, some floating off into the distance, some floating inward towards the pull, and some floating in place. The man let out a smile, actually hoping that the elf hadn't gone down with the ship, as he jumped down from his perch and landed with his spear down in the water; he sat upon the top, floating above the surface, waiting.

OoC: o0w34-tkie,rgerjk,hdfi
The island on the bottom left (still sort of inland compared to the land above and below it) is where Feathermoon Stronghold is. Aldrassil is the island on the top left.



BiC: Sylthas slowly emerged from the icy water that had slapped her face with the reality of awakening, and she emerged directly behind her prey. He would pay for what he had done.

Luce wasn't expecting her to come back up at all, let alone pull this stunt; In a flash, she jumped to his back, grabbed his shoulder, and whipped him around to face her. She then wrapped her left leg around his waist and her right leg around his left, her arms around his neck. Her breasts came up to meet his chest, and she looked deep into his eyes. Luce almost dropped his weapons.

"...Idiot," she whispered in his ear. Luce quickly slashed at her with his polearm, but she had already escaped behind him. Her cloth ropes? Tied around the man's neck.

He fell into the icy depths. "Hope that armor isn't heavy enough for you to swim," she said to the collapsing man, throwing a wink at him.

Luce tried to scream at the foul wench, but to no avail. Instead of words, a series of muffled gurgles came out... She had tied his mouth shut somehow, and he didn't even notice. What's worse was the fact that his nose was clogged too.

"Now to find myself a new ship," she whispered to herself, beginning to row herself away from the battle scene.

Little did she know the strength of Luce was equivalent to hers.

The majestic spear tip shot through the cluster of planks Sylthas was rowing about on, only to be cut off by her armor. Luce jumped up onto his own area of planks and drew his sword. Sylthas, further enraged, charged off of her planks at about 100 miles per hour, slamming her invincible pauldron into the face of Luce. Luckily, it only smashed into his cheek and did not cause damage to any precious bones, such as the jaw or nose. His cheek was cut open, almost had a hole in it, although the spikes did not even skim his face. Luce's teeth shattered, he retaliated with a slash of the sword, slicing horizontally across her chest.

"Damn it! I will kill you!" Sylthas yelled vindictively.

"Enough. What is your name, Elf? I am Lucien-" he was cut off by a barrage of dagger thrusts. The technique did not hit; Sylthas jumped back onto a plank, almost surfing it backwards.

"Dethykos Hymnos of Aldrassil."

"Well I am already at an advantage, as I can stay on the surface of the water," Luce laughed as jumped back and right onto the tip of his spear again. The tip hit the top of the water but did not break the surface. "My spear weights absolutely nothing and can support anything without gaining weight, which means that I could put an elephant on here and watch it float!" Luce laughed.

"Whatever," Sylthas hissed as she jumped at the man. Luce puled the spear out from underneath him and swung it into Sylthas' face, knocking her far over to the side, and then put the spear right back and caught himself as if he had never moved. The elf poked her head up out of the water, feeling hes broken teeth.

"Tch, that's payback, only difference is that mine'll heal," Luce smirked.

OoC: Dang it, this isn't done, but I have to go ^^;; Don't post!!!

Gary Coleman flushed this thread down the toilet >:O

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