The most Insultive Battle ever witnessed!

This will be hard to explain... ah well.
Here's how it goes.

There are two fighters (lets call them Nu.1 and Nu.1) Nu.1 insults Nu.2. Nu.2 then has to make a comeback which rhymes with what Nu.1 said. Example:
'You're mother is like a hideous hog!'
Nu.2 would then say something like,
'At least mine hasn't got the face of a dog!'
If you managed to make a comeback, then it would be your turn to insult. If you can't think of a comeback, then you say pass, and your oppenent gets the point.
First one with ten points wins! But obviously there has to be no cursing, racist, or anything that doesn't rhyme (like purple or orange) in insults.

Thought I'd just try this out. Well, I'm the first challenger, so I'll be looking for an oppenent.
Bring on the insults!

P.S, Anyone of a sensitive nature probably shouldn't play this.

ILl do it my friend..
Um..Ill use Orakum Is guess!


Your Mother's face is like dog excrete.#
And your dad's liek cat wee!

Originally posted by OKO
ILl do it my friend..
Um..Ill use Orakum Is guess!


Your Mother's face is like dog excrete.#
And your dad's liek cat wee!

Well you have the face of broken concrete
And you have the odour of a flee!

P.S, you don't need a character for this. Just thought you should know. And my mother was a Saint!

Bah. Well i have to say at least i smell good *phew* What have you got on Oudor La dung..my cows excrete smells better than yours..
Im quite fond of my rocky looks..hah at least i can show myself in day light..yours could kill every human on the planet,,even kill unborn babies!

... word game. =\

Not allowed. Cease your illegal activities until the authorities arrive. Thank you.

But so is the fights..thats like a word game. But i suppose we could do a picture fight..or not!

Kedisar is right! You need Kishins permission to have wordgames. And the chances of this one are slim...You'll have to PM him and ask for permission before you post any more in this thread.

Flame Battles, like this will not be tolerated.