Out of there World V.2

OoC: Well that was a little to long that I've been gone, ad I think it's time we try to take another crack at letting the BA character loose into our world. First post should pretty much explain what's going, but I must ask that nobody do some random plot twists, and that you try to capture your real selves cause I doubt if you looked straight into a demons eyes that just randomly appeared on your doorstep two seconds ago you'd go, "... Yo what's up?"

Anyone can join, but please make at least a paragraph.

BiC:

"How are plans coming along?"

"Very well, sir. The targets shall be dead before the day ends."

"And our enemies?"

"We cannot gaurentee they won't interfere, sir."

"Very well... proceed and keep me updated."

"Sir!"

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"Tuariv Tuariv Tuariv... you come so often, how do you destroy your clothes so easily?"

A large hulking lizard made his way through a short doorway before sitting down on an overly small chair in front of a middle aged woman, you could call her the wardobe of the Dome, "Sorry." Tuariv responded in his usual low voice, in a sarcastic tone.

"Don't be a smart ass, or I won't fix these things for you."

Tuariv simply rolled his eyes, that made the lady give him a dirty look, "Don't do that either, it's impolite. Maybe most people are afraid to talk back to you but I'm not."

"That's because you know I won't do anything to you."

The lady pulled out some needles and thread and went to work on fixing Tuarivs clothes which were ripped all over. She did her work fast, though she did prick Tuariv on purpose once or twice, he didn't feel anything though.

When it was over Tuariv stood, "Thanks." He said as he made his way out the door.

"Maybe I'll start charging you someday!" The lady called after him.

Tuariv shook his head and smirked, as he looked forward a door appeared before him, he pulled it open but a Domerii popped up in front of the lizard before he could leave.

"Message, sir." The short servant held a letter up to Tuariv.

He took it with a short, "Thanks." Ripping it open the large warrior read it-

You better be ready for a challenge right now. Remember, protect the kid.

Tuariv cocked an eyebrow, handed the letter back to the Domerii and left through the door. The lizard stepped into a whole new place, he felt stone below his feet, but it had a different texture to it. A few seconds later there was a loud noise to his right, like an elephant, but it was shaped in no way like an elephant. It was short and moved at many miles per hour, and behind a small glass window a person seemed to drive it, but with a wheel, not reins with a horse.

The lizard jumped out of the way and ended up in some nearby bushes. The person in who drove the strange vehicle stopped not to far away and stepped out. "What the hell's in my coffee this morning?" The man chucked the cup away and sped off.

Tuariv thought back, was that what Dark once mentioned as... a car? He stepped out of the bushes and brushed himself off, looking to a nearby house. It was tall and colored brown an white, two stories in it with around five "cars" in front of the steps up to the front door, but they didn't look very flashy.

"Maybe someone in there can tell me where I am."

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Scoria slept on one of his couches near the door, completely silent. He was awaiting the rest of his family to come home with the groceries from the local Stop & Shop. His messy brown hair was left uncombed, he wore small gold and turtle shell colored glasses which was lopsided across his face. His jeans were very wrinkly as well as his green shirt with a drawing of a smiling cartoon shark/fish, which he wore under a fleece he never zipped up.

There was a loud nock at the door, very loud. Scoria stumbled from the shock and fell off the couch, "Ow... damn family has to be so loud."

Scoria rubbed his eyes and threw his glasses on, walked over to the door, not even looking through the inch wide window to see who was at the door, he assumed it was his family. He opened the door to see a large hulking lizard man with a giant weapon strapped to his back.

The young mans eyes popped out, his mouth dropped, "Oh... my... god." And he fell backward from shock.

Well, this looks... interesting?
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"Grandma, I'm home..." a teenager said exasperatedly, coming in from the front door. "Oh hello, honey!" the wrinkled woman said in a voice that would drive any normal man mad.

"I don't have any homework for once... I think I'll get on the internet."

"Okay honey. Don't talk to that Mikey B guy, he's bad news!"

"Whatever..."

Honest John walked into the tiny little computer room. He was too tired to see the beautiful goddess in the corner. The teen pulled up to his Windows 98 and clicked the Instant Internet button on the top of his keyboard. The familiar sounds of a Dial-Up connection whirred as HJ turned the office chair around.

Then, he saw Isis. He took of his glasses, rubbed his eyes, and put them back on. She was still there. HJ felt nausious, and started to sweat. Then he muttered "Wow. A literal fourth-wall."

And then he puked.

OoC:Hmm? I think I will join. Oh I will be reffuring to myself as GD

BiC:
GD pulled the barn door open, and left to the outside. "Man that is tiring," with that he went out to a specific spot in the yard, not noticing a strange woman, she was in armor, and baggy pants. He thought she was just some person, fortunatly she was off the property line, so it didn't bug him any.

There was suddenly, a loud howl, followed by several wolves, he had no idea why they had gone down, they never had before, it was dark, the sky was filled with stars, and the moon was full, lighting the ground.

"Wait child," a feminine voice was heard from outside, a woman came killing the wolves with a sword, she had wings, they looked like that of a dragon. This made him think. Wha... what is going on here? he panicked, and fell down a hill. Smacking the bck of his head against a rock.

"Wake up! Wake up! Do you here me child?" she said.

He woke up, seeing her face, she looked very similar to the person that he imagined. "But, but how? How is it possible that a character that I designed on a website, can be seen, or even felt by my eyes and hands?"

She showed him a note, it said, You are to protect the child that imagined you.

He was still confused.

OoC: Yah that may have something to do with my modern life. What of it?

OoC: Oh! This again. Man, the last one was crazy. Well, here goes. Loraine, please, because I want to use her. Link in sig. Oh, and take note that my real name is not Racer Z4.

BiC: Racer Z4, one of the greatest minds in his school district, not really saying much, was sitting in a car. A small, cramped car. A car that he hated with a passion. "Mom, can't we take the van?" he whined, not sounding at all like a semi-genius. "No, Racer," she retorted sharply. "Your father is taking that car. Now, we have a conference to attend."

"What conference?" the web-savvy kid questioned. His mother sighed. "I've told you, they found some sort of futuristic spaceship, and as a member of Gifted And Talented Educations, you have to go." Suddenly Racer sat up straight, knocking his head against the car roof. "Is this space cruiser sci-fi? Star Wars?" She groaned. "Just buckle in." And the car set forth at last.

The conference looked boring. Everything was brown. The walls were painted brown, the carpets were pale brown, the chairs were a darker brown, and everyone seemed to be wearing that infuriating color. "So, let's see the cruiser," Racer said smoothly, switching quickly into his "outside" personality. Ms. Kal, the G.A.T.E. coordinater of his school, raised an eyebrow. "You mean the-" "Focus," Racer added quickly. "Where is it?" She smiled. "Follow me."

Now the next room looked awesome. There were flashing lights and metallic patterns everywhere. It took Racer a while to figure that it wasn't a normal room. "This is it from the inside," Ms. Kal explained. "Those flashing lights seem to display some kind of message. If we can decode it-" "HEY!" interrupted a loud, feminine cry. Racer turned in shock towards a young adult. He couldn't recognize her, having made her only a week ago, but she was surely from his own mind.

At the entrance to the spaceship stood Loraine Winter Fett. In her hand lay a sheet of paper that clearly read 'You better be ready for a challenge right now. Remember, protect the kid.' She took a deep breath and called out "Where is Racer Z4?"

OoC: Hope this isn't too big of a plot twist, if at all.

OoC:Okay I added a little to mine, from what Racer Z4s post was like at the end. You know, the note. That way I have clerified that she does not belong there.

Sorry that was OoC but I needed to straighten that up with you all.

OoC: *shudder* Random plot twists I shall smite thee!

BiC:

Scoria hit the floor, but he said nothing, turning around to have his back face Tuariv, "Alright, Scoria, calm down... there is no imaginary people behind you..."

"Imaginary?"

"He did not just say that... he isn't there.... now turn around, and keep calm."

Scoria slowly turned around to see Tuariv still standing right behind him, arms crossed with a puzzled look on his face. "I must be hallucinating... so just to make sure that I'm not..."

The kid ran off as fast as he could, dashing through a kitchen and out what was obviously the back door only to run into three strange men garbed in red and black cloaks with menacing looking staffs, certainly evil.

"Oh crap!"

Tuariv strolled up behind the kid, arms crossed, looking down on him with a puzzled look. Scoria attempted to back away until he realized Tuariv was behind him, this startled him more and he dashed off through an opening and out onto the street which was luckily one that was not on the regular road. Tuariv just looked at the three men, unsure of what to do, still unaware of where he was.

The middle man spoke up in a raspy voice, "Hand over the Zelda Universe member and we'll just leave you to go about your business."

The lizard though back to the message he recieved as he left the Dome, 'You better be ready for a challenge right now. Remember, protect the kid.'

"Sorry, can't let you do that. Go run away with your tails between your legs and I won't kill you."

Immediatly the three mysterious men attacked, sending out balls of fire from their staffs. Tuariv just bent back, then bent forward and breathed out a large wave of fire that engulfed the sorcerers' magic.

As the smoke cleared all that was left were their bodies, which strangely pixelated and disappeared.

"That was odd," Tuariv said to himself, "Now when I get my hands on that kid..."

OoC: Well I live in NY, I am sure I don't live where you do, that is why I will be... Hey you will see.

BiC:
"Okay, this is not going anywhere. Who are you really, and where did you come from?" he/I demanded to know.

"Oh you should know that one," she answered chuckling. "I am Janeen Karoga, How I got here. I do not know, but this seems incredibly strange. Okay child, this is what I need you to do... Oh no!"

"What is it? What is going on?" he/I was confused, starting to get jumpy.

"GD this is where it all starts for you," she said, as a dragon appeared from the sky, it was blazing.

"Give us the member of Zelda Universe, the reason we need him, is not of your concern," the dragon demanded.

"Darnit, they have already found us. Kid run! I will take care of this dragon," she said.

"Uhh, Janeen, I won't be going anywhere. This may be the end of it all," the boy started to get frightened.

"Wait, what am I doing cowering in fear, this is the break I have wanted," the boy thought to himself, grabbing a nearby pitchfork. "Hey if you can't beat em, join em. Come on you suckers."

He/I started stabbing the men with the pitchfork, yet they did not bleed, they turned to pixels, and disappeared. He/I looked back, noticing the dragon was gone.

OoC: Okay this is wierd, but fun.

OoC:This is straaaaaaange...I'll join with Chu.Little dude hasn't been used once.I'll call myself Itachi,don't wanna overuse the respect system.

BiC:Itachi stood in front of the microwave watching the popcorn pop.If I keep standing here,the radiation from the microwave will give me a third eye...Great.He thought to himself.He went into his room to take out some rage on a squishie."Damn Holiday assignments.Waste of time!" He wipped it at the wall as he said "Time".Unfortunately,it dented."Oh,damn."Slapping his forehead,he forgot about the popcorn which ironnicly exploded once he remembered it.

"What more punishment does the break have to offer me now?"Itachi stepped outside."Die!"He heard a battle cry come from the woods around his house.There was no point looking for it,there was a whole one hundred-forty-five acres of land.Just then,an ugly little lizard crawled onto his foot and grew ten times its original size,including fangs."Perfect.HEEEEEEELP!"

Suddenly,a ninja like person flew out of the trees with a long,bamboo staff in his hands."Hahahhahahaha!You die screaming!"He smacked the lizard on it's head and pulled a katana,slashing wildly."The blade is cold,yes?"He kept saying stupid stuff to the monster.A piece of paper fell from his pocket.Itachi read aloud;"Protect your creator,for he controlls your...Fate?"

When he stopped reading,all that was left was a bunch of-nevrmind.The five foot tall ninja spoke."I'm Chu,who are you?"Itachi stared in amzement.
How did this happen ahain?He looks like...Hey,it's that BA character I made a few weeks ago!"Woops,look,I rhymed!"Chu kept laughing like a freaking maniac.An even larger version of the beast came.Chu gave another stupid joke."Aw,mommy not proud of the fact I just killed her babies?Eat Leaf Tornado!"All the needles on the pines came off of the branches and went around and around the monster,cutting it to oblivion.

"What more will happen to me now?"Itachi asked himself sarcasticly.

OoC:Was that what this is supposed to be like?

Ooc:Forest will be here this time!

Bic:
Forest awoke from a deep sleep in a cave. This time the cave was near hyrule. He turned human and scrammbled from his uncomforable position.

He yawned deeply and walked to his clothes. He put them on and got his bow loaded with arrows just incase. His stomach growled loudly, echoing in the cave. Some birds near the cave's mouth flew away.

Trudging out of the cave, animals seemed to study his movements. Some beavers seemed to perk up and run away. Birds were flying all over the place, like they were signalling something.

"What the hecks up with the wood today" Forest said, walking a bit faster to get out. A small gunshot was heard.

"Figures" he said as he rolled his eyes. A small hunter dashed across the wood to check if he shot anything. He picked up a deer with a triumphant look on his face. After his footsteps were gone, the wood filled with life as animals dashed across. Then, a small beaver wadled over to Forest. It held this note out to Forest. Forest picked it up and the beaver scurried to the other animals.

'You better be ready for a challenge right now. Remember, protect the kid.'

"What the he-"

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A young girl woke from her sleep. The noises of her family snoring gave her the hint that she was the only one awake. She had short, brown hair. She went to the bathroom and got her glasses from the counter. They were a black color. With some brushes of a comb, her hair was not messy. She went back to her room and got on the computer. She knew the internet was hooked up because her brother forgot to turn it off. She checked her e-mail, then went to ZU as Chari.

Chari saw no new posts in her subscribed threads. She logged out and went to Runescape. Suddenly the computer froze.

"Piece of Crap" she muttered as she turned the computer off. Suddenly a knock was heard. 'Who the heck would come at this time of morning' she thought. Then she remembered about that fundraiser by selling candy. She grabbed a few dollars incase it was them. She slowly opened the door.

"Hello- WHO ARE YOU?" Chari said in fright. The man was about 17, very tall, had long brown hair and green eyes. She reconized this person at once, it was her BA character, Forest.

"Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap!!!"

Scoria was straight out running as fast as he could, which wasn't at all fast, down the block which he lived on. As he ran he passed by his best friend who immediatly gave chase wondering why Scoria was running.

"Dude! Where ya going?" He asked Scoria as he easily caught up.

"NOT NOW MIKE!"

"I thought we were going to work on the-"

"NOT NOW! Get away from here as fast as you can!"

"Why?"

The two friends stopped, Scoria looked back down the strett towards his house, sure enough Tuariv wa standing down there, and was now running towards the both of them.

Scoria didn't care who Tuariv was, he just didn't happen to run into a lizardman all the time so his first instinct was to run. "Oh Sh**! Run away from here Mike!"

His friend, Mike, never was one to listen so instead he followed Scoria into the woods nearby. They had a secret place that nobody ever went to.

"What is this madness? It is not everyday that I see a dragon, let alone a girl with armor, a sword, and dragon wings. What is going on here?" he asked.

"I said, I don't know what is going on here, it is as if the whole world has gone out of order, crazed dragons and monks from my side, yet the land here does not look anything like mine, what is it that makes this place so uniqe, is it the air, the atmosphere is so much clearer here than it is on my side." she was walking around saying these words.

"But you are just text. How can you be here now? I am not dreaming am I?" he asked.

"Does this feel like a dream?" she said lightly touching his ear, and then pinched it.

"Ow! What was that for? I thought you were supposed to protect me!?" he shouted.

"Shh, calm down, I am protecting you, I was just showing you that this was not a dream, and no. I am not as you say 'text' I am an imagination in your head, made real. Or at least that is what I wish to think, I was sent here from the world that you created, you imagined it, and it is now my home, though you may have no idea what I am talking about," she said.

"But how is it possible that you could be here? There are so many questions that need to be answered, yet I fear that there is not enough time for them to be answered. This feeling, when you pinched my ear just now, it was real, and it felt real also. What if we are up against something we can not defeat, if I lose to this being, I die, but you just go back, and become lost. Forever," his mind was starting to become more and more distorted as he said these words.

"Hey! I have the harp you gave me, in my training. Would you like for me to play the song?"

"Sure! Maybe the dragon or dragons will show up also, that would be an amazing experiance," he said, as she grabbed her harp and started to play it.

The song was peaceful and comforting, he started to get sleepy. "It is time for me to go to bed, would you stay here and watch guard for more creatures, it would be better if you stayed out of view of the vehicles on the road, you know, the moving things with the lights, I did put you in a mechanical city once, and I imagine they have some form of mechanical machines," he said, heading for the house to get some rest.

"You three dragons. Could you help me defend this child? I fear I may not be able to do it alone," she asked the dragons.

They cried out in an accepting manner.

OoC: Ooh I think that one was quite long.

Edit: Erk, oh well it was longer than my first two.

OoC: Alright, that's it. I'm gonna right a long post that will set this thread on course. Like I said, I shall smite thee random plot twists!

OoC: What? I live in a completely different state, err I think.

OoC:Alright,I've had ideas since I woke up this morning,and I'm not wasting them!Oh,and by the way,I'm best "sarcastic remarker" in the year books for two years now,so don't tell me to capture my self in this,kay?

BiC:After the monster was pureed by the onslaught of needles,Itachi began to get suspiciou about this.Well,who wouldn't?"So,what's this about you being heere to protect me and that stuff?" "Well,you see,you haven't put me into one BA battle yet so-" "What?I put you in three battles,but nobody replied!" "Well,whatever.So I looked for that dome thing and got some notee stuck on my head and when I left the dome,I was here."Itachi stared at him for a bit,then Chu copied."I can woop your a** at SSBM..." "Is that a challenge,little man?!?I will pwninate you with Mar-"

"Holy crap!More evil thingymajingies!"Chu took out his Katana and gave it to Itachi."What do you want me to do with this?I'm only trained in JuJutsu..." Then Chu smacked him in the back of the head with his staff."That's for calling me short!" "Get him!" A wizard-like character pointed his rod at Itachi."No way buster!"Itachi got up and ran down his driveway,but by the time he got down the damn marathon track,he was so tired his arms and legs felt like led weights."Gotta...Find...Police!"

Chu came running down with the whole group of goons behind him."AAAAHHHH!They took my staff!RUN!"

"Don't bring them here!"One fired an energy ball right beside Itachi."I said,RUN!"Itachi ran down the road,and past the convinience store."What's the rush Itachi?" "No time!Evil wizards and dragons!" He continued down the road."Damn kids and their Dungeons and Dragons...RPGs are so dorky!"The convinience store guy thoout aloud as he left.Itachi fell over.He looked up.To his surprise,Chu was standing over him."What the what!How did you get here?" "I hitched a ride."He pointed behind him and the dragons were sitting there obidiently,with the wizard nowhere to be seen.

"You,are the craziest person I've eve seen..."