Birthday Bash! (anyone and everyone)

OoC: Spur of the moment kind of thing, this will be seriously out of character for our characters. No random plot twists and such, keep it very comical, this'll be lot of fun! I'm doing this cause it's my birthday in a few days and I just had this awesome idea within the last couple minutes. It's Tuarivs birthday, so have fun.

BiC:

Sniff sniff

Tuariv walked hrough the Domes thousands of hallways, looking for something to keep him occupied. Not much lately, same old same old, same old Dome, same old training, day in day out. Tuariv was extremely bored, to bored to even train with his Thenatos, a challenging present from Kenjin.

"There's got to be something different to do today, I'm SO BORED." The lizard muttered to himself.

Young warriors passed by, trying to avoid eye contact with him because of his imposing stature and appearance. Kids these days... Tuariv thought to himself as he watched them run by. that's when something dawned on him, today was an occasion most would love to celebrate, not Tuariv however, today was his birthday.

"How old am I now?... Fifteen I think... yeah, fifteen. I feel so old though, things have drained me over the time I've spent fighting." The hulking warrior continued to mutter to himself.

He dare not think of what will happen on this day, rumors went around of crazy things happening, not as crazy as the Dome is in of itself, more like Domerii chasing you around with a cake in their hand, or people trying to sing a song to you, most bothersome things to Tuariv they were. He would've preffered a quiet evening by himself, alone in his room, though he often wished for that sort of thing almost daily.

Then the lizard thought of the BA Knights, they would surely pester him today, they had grown on him... sort of, like a family only he always thought of himself as more of a loner and private person. Essence was a nice person though he didn't mind being bothered by, ugh, what am I thinking?! Love... pah! I'm not ment to love.

This sort of trivial thoughs drove him mad quite often, but Tuariv had a feeling that this would be a very long day. A clock chimed in the distance, it was six in the morning, most just waking up...

Ooc: Oh god this will be fun! May we use more than one character.

Bic:

"What?" Sin screamed, "You can't be serious!"

"I'm sorry Mr. Moris, but you need corrective lenses. You have the worst eyesight I've ever seen." The eye doctor replied calmly.

"What are you talking about man?" Sin shouted, very upset.

"Escuse me, I'm a woman," The doctor said, offended, "That's why you need glasses."

"I thought you sounded gay." Sirius chuckled.

The doctor slammed the glasses onto his eyes, "Wear these twenty four hours a day without taking them off unless you're going to bed."

Sin grumbled, "Fine, here's your money." Sin reluctantly handed the wad of rupees over to the lady who greedily swept them into her purse.

Sin walked slowly from the room as his cellphone rang, "Hello?" He picked up the device, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, mm hm... mm hm.... no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, maybe, ok, bye." He hung up, "I plum forgot it was Tuariv's birthday!" Sin dashed for wal-mart, hoping to find something he would like.

Ooc: Didn't bother to spellcheck.

OoC: Naw, stick to one character. And keep that random to a minimumm, Wal-Mart?!?!

ooc: this sounds fun. you guys will like this

as earen sat at the checkout scanning items for people and reading a magazine, he lazily thought "ughhh i hate this job. but another day, another dollar" an old lady tapped him on the shoulder "sir, what is my total?" she asked weakly. "$500.06 lady" as he said this, she pulled out a massive jar of pennys and slammed it on the table. earen almost fell over. she started pullig out pennies one by one. when she got to $43.90, she lost count and said "oh im sorry, i will just start over. oh i like your smiley pin sir" earen looked down at that cheerful smile, and ripped of the pin and threw it to the ground. he then shot it with a lightning bolt. thew old lady stared at earen like he had just slapped her across the face. she started counting again.
"look lady, just give me the jar and i will count it" he said angrily. he threw her bags into the kart and put her on top and shoved it out the door. normaly earen would never dream of doing that, but he was bored, and angry. just then he saw his poker buddy, Sin. "Hey sin" he said lazily. "hey! cmon! its Tuariv's birthday!" sin said hastily. "wow!!!!11!!!1 we need to get him somthing!" they ran off into the maze of rows looking for the perfect gift, their shoes sticking to the soda, blood, and baby throw up stained floor every step they took in there quest

"Hmm, I feel as though I should be careful..." Tuariv muttered to himself.

Little did he know that a squad of Domerii were not to far behind him, he smelled a cake but didn't see where it was coming from, lucky for the warrior though that although the Domerii aren't solid, the cake was.

Tuariv picked up the pace a bit, sensing that he was followed. I've got a bad feeling about this...

OoC: Obvious Star Wars reference.

Ooc: *snickers* Poker buddy? lol

Bic:

"What about these?" Sin asked, pulling out a female bathing suit.

"Dude," Earen said weirded out, "Your not funny."

Sin reluctantly pulled out his glasses, "Oh." he said as he put the swimsuit back.

Earen searched through the clothes in the clothes section, "What's Tuariv's size?"

"I think it's XXXXl, lets get him an XXXXXl though so he can fit in it next year." Sin stopped, noticing something in the toy isle, "I'll be back." Sin ran down the aisle, thanks to his glasses he could see well.

"Hey, did they get my permision to make an action figure of me?" Sin scowledand picked up the box, "It looks nothing like me!" he read the words on the box aloud, "Sirius Amon Moris, comes with over 1000 catch frases."

Sin opened the box and looked at the back of it, there was a pull string. He pulled it as he listened, "DarkFire!" The toy shouted as his eyes lit up. He pulled it again, "You cannot withstand my uber strength!"

"It sounds nothing like me!" Sin shouted, "They're so getting sued." He turned to see one of Tuariv, Kenjin, Dark, as well as the rest of the BA Knights. The boxes said, "collect them all!"

He turned and saw they had the oblivion alliance as well and a sign that said, "Alliance of Terror figures coming soon.

"Ooh! Can we get him these?" Sin begged Earen, "Pleeeeaaassseee!?"

Ooc: I just thought I'de edit this saying that I actually had a dream of this the night before I posted this. They made a movie on the Battle Arena and then they came out with action figures. lol

ooc: lol a BA movie, that would be...interesting

bic:"well i suppose, it would be a cool gift. i wish i had an action figure of myself. all well. maybe we could get him the new xcube 180!" they went to the tech section and looked for the box it would be in. then they saw it. the xcube 180. it was the perfect system. it played EVERYTHING. "should we get it?" earen asked. "i dont know, i dont know if he even likes videogames. well if he dosent like it, we could have it" sin said as a little drool dripped from their mouths. they exchanged eager glances and grabbed the box. as they walked towards the checkout, earen saw his boss, mr. peterson. "earen! some kart gatherer told me they found an old lad rolling towards a busy intersection in a kart, do you have anything to do with this?" the fat lazy man said, his face turning a dark shade of red. "well sort of. see it my friends birthday an-" earen said hastliy. "i dont care if its your moms birthday! you cant keep skipping work for your stupid friends, your fired!" the man now turning purple with rage. then sin went up to the man, an inch away from mr. peterson. "you would do well not to do anything to my friend" sin said in a low menacing voice. as the man's face went through the whole rainbow to white, earen noticed a yellow puddle at mr. peterson's feet. "sin! cmon we have to hurry!" earen grabbed sin and they threw their items in a bag and ran out of the store.

Ooc: Well since my Birthday was also a few days ago... Jan. 26 for the record... I guess i'll join.

Bic: Valan sat up in the rafters of the Dome, he perched up on one of the beams sitting as still as a gargoyle. "Ahaha I found you!!!" someone yelled from below, startling Valan so bad that he barely caught himself before he hit the ground. "What was that all about?" Valan said, then he looked over... it was one of the Domeii...

Oh great... not again,

Valan thought. The Domeii held out their hand and stuck out a cake, "Here try a bit... Did you also know that it is Tuariv's birthday also? If you find him let me know!" The Domeii walked off before Valan could reply.

Still the same year after year...

Valan sighed and walked off to the kitchens, Suddenly an object fell from above. Looking up Valan couldn't see anything, but as he looked back down he saw that it was a new Valan action figure.

What is this?

Valan picked it up and saw it had a tag on it, To: Tuariv, From: Your secret admirer

Hmmm... better go take this to Tuariv I guess...

Valan walked off to go find Tuariv he found him walking through one of the halls, "Tuariv!" Valan ran to catch up, "I found this... It is labeled to you... By the way, as much as you don't like it, happy birthday, and the Domeii ar-- Oh... I see they already got to you... Oh well, don't look so sad!" Valan handed the Action Figure to Tuariv and walked off to the kitchens. He found Sin and Earen walking back into the Dome and walked up to them, "How are you guys doing?" Valan asked. They looked nervous, "Ummm Can you keep a secret?" Valan nodded, "Good, we got Tuariv a Xcube 180 for his birthday!"
"An Xcube 180!?!? How? I thought those weren't out yet!"
"I have connections." Sins laughs.
"Well if you want to catch Tuariv he is heading down that corridor," Valan says pointing from where he came, "If you hurry you can catch him."

Ooc: Lol... Hope that was good.

"Lets go!" Sin urged, but something caught his leg and he fell to the ground.

"I'll get you Kenjin!" a little electronic voice shouted. Sin turned around to see the small Tuariv action figure had grabbed his leg. He tried and tried but he couldn't break free.

Earen bent down, "Sin, are you ok?" He asked his poker buddy.

"Run, save the X-cube 180! This thing has Tuariv's full strength!" As soon as he finished the scentance, the little toy whiplashed him around and slammed him onto the ground again.

Earen grabbed the x-cube and dashed down the corridor, but it was too late. Tuariv was gone. He turned around to see thousands of BA action figures coming his direction, "Oh god no!" Earen shouted as he ran, he could barely hear Sin's muffled screams fading away behind him.

Valan had already run off before Earen, he knew that fighting thousands of pint sized action figures with the strengths and abilities of their original counterpart would be a very unwise battle choice.

Tuariv sighed, still walking alone down an empty corridor. He knew a Domerii was following him with a birthday cake, the lizard could smell it. "Meatbag!" A little voice said.

"Huh?" Tuariv said.

"I am the greatest warrior ever!" Another voice said.

"I'll get you Kenjin!" Yet another voice came.

Tuariv turned around to see a bunch of little action figures looking at him, all of them shaped like the BA Knights and other warriors. "That dang movie... now they're selling of my appearance through an action... kind of awesome though." Tuariv said.

The Tuariv figure walked forward, grabbed onto Tuarivs foot, and swung him into a nearby wall, smashing it. "What the fudge?!"

as earen ran down the hall, he thought "now im glad they didnt make an action figure of me" then he saw a small figure in front of the door he was running to.
"you will be destroyed unsignificent BA charecter" it said, sounding nothing like the actual thing. "what are you going to do to me stupid action figure, your nothing like kenjin" he said. "thats where your wrong, i am the deluxe collecters edition!" the figure then pulled out the Diroyu Blades and pressed a button on his belt and grew to his normal size. he looked like a plastic, shiny version of the real thing! "oh crap" earen started sprinting as fast as he could down the hall, big plastic fire balls hailing down on earen "luckly he dosent have all the real kenjins powers" then he saw a flash and the plastic doppleganger(spl?) was in front of him "i am in serious trouble" then earen rememberd the xcube 180 "hey do you want to play xcube 180?" the plastic menace looked down at earen and said " sweet ive always wanted one of those!" then earen got an idea "if you win, i get to live and keep the xcube 180. but if you beat me at this new copy of halo 3, then you can keep it" the doppleganger considerd this, and said "ok" they found a tv and plugged it in. they inserted halo 3, and started playing. then the doppleganger said somthing unexpected. "hey lets play the camgain first" after they beat it, plasic kenjin roared " NOOO THAT ENDING WAS THE SAME! EXCEPT THEY ADDED SOME CRAPPY WEAPONS!!!" they sat down and started the match that would decide the fate of Tuariv's birthday. they went to the map heart attack and began playing.

ooc: lol i hope that wasnt over the top