Discworld isnt big enouph for both of us HAB..

I challenge you Half-A-Bee to a Discworld fight...
Location: Ankh-Morpork

For people who wonders what Discworld and Ankh-Morpork is then:_
Discworld is a world (and a bookseries by Terry Pratchet)
And the biggest (I think) city in that world is Ankh-Morpork..

HalfAbee, do you accept?

ooooooooooo.............. I want to fight you on discworld sometime, peefy.......... I love discworld!

I accept your challange, Peefy!

Find a way for the fight to start and take the first move, Non-bee!!

Uberlink: That is übercool! We fight sometime!
Hab: okey, I will.. hm..

Gnikoms opened his eyes. It was one of those days. He locked his eyes. Suddently, his bead was falling out the window, into the library, it hit a bookshelf, then It drove over the bookshelf and made a big hole in the wall where the bed stuck and Gnikoms fell out the hole.
Offcourse this had an explination, it had to have. What that had happened was that somehow, a couple of young students had a competition, first guy to get the coin out of the hole in the wall. They all tried their ways, before the mightiest came (acctually he wasnt all that ighty, but he had specialised in Walinistu-openistu) to get it out. He started mumbling a unkown spell in an unkown languege (classic eh?) and the wall opened, the coin dropped to the floor, and so did the stones in the wall. Since the stone fell, the roof right over the stones fell down too. And by a coincident, that roof was Gnikoms floor, so the bed slided down the floor while the floor was falling down, and right out the window, then he cam into the librarys window, and then made a hole in the wall on the other side, and the bed stuck there, while Gnikoms flied out.
Luckily, Gnikoms was drunk the night before and just fell asleep, and then still had his clothes.
Anyway, Gnikoms rand down to Ankh-Morpork in horror of the Orang-Utang, and his assitant (wich Gnikoms had never sdeen before).
Meanwhile, 472 bets was made in Dunmanifestin (the city of the gods).

The librerian (orang-utang) soon saw the ned to treat the wounded books and retreated to the library to fix the wall and the books.
Meanwhile the 5' 6'' bee followed Gnikoms in a wild chase thrugh the small allays and streets of Ankh-Morepork (seen from above, their path made an crude butterfly shape, but noone saw this.)

ooc: wee... first battle of mine ;-)
back to character though..

Gnikoms noticed that something was after him, but he knew if he turned, he didnt want to have turned that way, so Gnikoms just continued running. But then he ran across a bar, the smell of alcohole went into Gnikoms nose, his brain suddently got spiffed up. - A drink would do it! Gnikoms said and went into the bar pretending as no-on was behind him.

Using super-human senses, Eric the Half-A-Bee sensed Gnikoms going into the bar. He flew in one of the 1. floor windovs, sneaked down the stairs (an amazing feat when your a 5' bee) and performed a flying charge towards the Book-destroyer.

Gnikoms sees what happining and finds out that he would do a heroic action, that wil cause many people deaths and includes saving a princess... Instead, Gnikoms runs out and stands outside, knowing that he have to fight back agains that giant bee..
Gniokoms suddently remembers somethnig about a bee, beeing half man, A half-a-bee..

(people are already standing in a circle to watch the fight, various sellars sell their merchanaries and 5 people have complained on the lack of action.)
Eric hits two bottles of bearhuggers whiskey, making him see brown through the beer. He does a turn and charges his opponent with a giant bee-head in the open street.

gnikoms knows this is the time to do something, somthing terrifying, something that will inflict dammage, something that mankind inst ready for..
He creates confusion to HAB. Habb suddently feels strange, there is six Gnikoms down there, and He dont know whice of them he should kill..

ooc: I have to go to scouts now.. be back later..

The people wathcing sees a Big bee spinning in circles in the aer before zig-zagging fast towards Gnikoms in an un-straight lin, finally missing him by 2 feet, the bee gets to it's feet, and desides to wait till the little bees with bat-wings stop flying around his head before he tries flying again.

ooc: well, Im back from scouts now.. Signing off soon anywayz.. And the confusion last in 30 secs..

BC: While the bee is confused, Gnikoms take the time to think.. " If this is half-a-bee, where is the other half...?" He starts imaging a man walking around sucking honey out of flowers.. Then gnikoms stops thinking about that,.. How would he get out of this situation? He gets to his senses (?) and starts casting a miagic...
Suddently, out of Gnikoms fingers comes a horde of butterflies, they fly around a bit, but then, half-a-bee comes to his senses again.

Gnikoms can't see the half a bee before it flies out of the swarm of butterflies and uses a book to hit him down to the cobbles. The bee flies to great height, starts flying in circles to build up speed and charges down whit his sting.

ooc: i have been gone for a while, so I havent had the chance to fight back.. But now..

back in the fight:
Gnikoms knew that he couldnt escape the bee...Or the half aq be.. Or the half not bee or whatever it wanted to be called, so he prepared to take a fist to fist (or fist to bee-leg) fight, but about then, he felt a sudden pain, then a goodness, then a strange taste of salt, then he had a spell inside him.. He knew this situations, and he hated them. He had just been gived a spell form the gods, but didnt know what it was.. he took the chance
Octarine sparks started flowing out his hands, the earth started shaking, and then Gnikoms suddently began spitting salt-water.. He couldnt stop spitting it, it just flowed outof his moth. And, by an coinsidence, he spitted it on the crowd, then over himself..
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Info:
bees are strange animals. While they always like sweet things (eg. sugar) they do have a strange passions for crabs, even though they are salt. But, in this situation, Gnikoms did not got turned to a crab, so he still isnt tastefull
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The shaking made Gnikoms roll out of the sting's way, and Eric the h-a-b landed sting down in a pool of eon-green liquid running out from the alchemists guildhouse. He now emites a green light making him visible for everyone, the liquid also had an good effect, he landed soft due to some unknown chemicals.

Gnikoms had to find a way to hurt HAB, al he had done until now was to summon butterflies, create salt water and run..And the confusion thingy.. He had to think fast, how could he hurt somone that was lying down in a strange soft liquid. Gnikoms is empty of ideas, he knows that almost any magic would hurt HAB now.. He couldnt decide.
Gnikoms kicks HAB in his stomach.

After some trying and failing, Gnikoms finds the spot to kick, and launches out hard. The half a bee rolls over, stand up, grips Gnikoms by the side with four arms and head-butts him. Eric then throws Gnikoms down the street, right in the doors of the guild of beggars and into a group of mumbeling beggars. Eric then walks slowly to the rubble of people.

Gnikoms shakes his head. This was the first time that he had ever been that much hurt, even though it wasnt much. He looked at the beggars, they looked at him, and went another place to talk. It was a clear sign the wizards that gets in battles with bees, never is unpopular. Gnikoms is desperat. He knows that if he makes an illosion, he cant control it, but he also knows that if he creates an illosion, it may help him. Gnikoms starts moving his hands in a slow rythm, then, a fool (it is an illosion, but the bee dont know that) comes forward. The fool starts dancing and singing like a fool (shock!). While the fool do this, Gnikoms desperatly pray to the gods for a helpfull spell.

The big Bee stops, looks at the fool with an calculating look, looks some more, looks some more and...starts to move to the rythm, trapped by the monotone dance and rutine. He seems preety lost and some of the crowd starts to throw tings, but noone hits, yet.

Gnikoms look even more foolish at both HAB and the fool. This was the first time he had acctuallt created a helpful illusion..
Because of the happyness Gnikoms goes to hug the fool, but falls right thru and hugs the bee. Gnikoms then goes a step back, and desperatly tries to run through the wall. Somehow, he succeeds.
He falls into a little room where a troll is taking a nap, there dont seem to be an exit, but Gnikoms finds out that a sleeping troll is better then a mad Bee, half-a-bee infact, so he sits down as quitly as he can.