Battle of Revelation (2 vs 2)

OoC: I'll use ThunderHand and ArmCannon for this, its two v two.

ThunderHand slashed her way through the forest. According to her computer, she was pretty close. Suddenly, out of nowhere-

WHAM

"IT'S MY SISTER!" screamed an over-active cyborg. He clung to thunderHand and simply wouldn't let go.
"Get off of ME!" cried ThunderHand.
ArmCannon immediately let go: "sorry," he said, "I've been marooned for ages. Now, solitudes fine and all, but after a while YOU GO A LITTLE NUTS!"
"What have you been doing on this planet all by yourself?" asked ThunderHand.
"I dunno. those other pirates just up and died on me. I don't know whats been happening since." said ArmCannon.
"Did you find any pieces?" asked Hand excitedly.
"Hmm... wait a second... there was something about a big door..." he said, scratching his head thoughtfully, "and everything the captain had ever wanted was behind this huge door... it kept opening... and closing... opening and closing... and the captain wanted to make sure no-one would ever find his treasure so I..." suddenly, his slightly rusted computer on the front of his chest began randomly flashing various colours and sparks flew from the hollow on his stomach. "DATA INACCESSIBLE... DATA INACCESSIBLE... REBOOT!"
"SNAP OUT OF IT!" yelled ThunderHand, slapping Cannon on the face. Arm Cannon was stunned for a moment. Then came back to life, as though nothing had happened.
"Can you at least show me how to get there?" asked ThunderHand.
"Oh sure, follow me," said ArmCannon.

A while later, they were stood outside a vast cave. "You sure its in there?" asked Thunder.
"Sure is, but its guarded by a load of traps and some huge treasure-monster. I don't go in there. It's scary." said ArmCannon.
"Well, allow us to relieve you of it," said a voice from behind them.

OoC: So, after this, you'll have to beat a monster. If you're upto it, let me know.
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