Voting '09: THE RESULTS!

Yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen, and other assorted affronts to nature! The Wonderfully organized and on-time Escapist Haven Awards of 2009 (formerly of Summer 2009) are complete, and the results are in! Here they are, all tallied up and pretty.

There are a few bonus awards at the bottom, too.

• Battle/RP Awards
  
  
  • Best RP (Crossroads)
    • The Dark Crystal, 6 votes
    
    
  • Best Battle
    • Knockin' on Heaven's Door, 6 votes
    
    
  • Best Moment
    • Spoiler: Zorlo Dies. 5 votes
    
    
  • Best Character Fiction
    • Demon Eyes, 4 votes
    
    
  • Best Post
    • In Powers you never knew you had By Fluesopp, 5 votes
    
    
  • Best Plotline
    • The Council's rise to the apex of procrastination and apathy, ∞ votes
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Character Awards
  
  
  • Best NPC character
    • Cadenza's posse family, 4 votes
    
    
  • Best Character Name
    • Insaney's Vanille de Nouveau, 4 votes
    • (Special mention to Kurai Chi & "S.E.X." for making me chuckle)
    
    
  • Best Romance
    • Cadenza/Rain, 5 votes
    
    
  • Character with the Most Twisted Beliefs
    • Quark's Tree Shade, 5 votes
    
    
  • Most Annoying Character
    • Joker, 4 votes
    
    
  • Most Physically Strong Character
    • Styx, 7 votes
    
    
  • Most Mystically Strong Character
    • Cadenza, 6 votes
    
    
  • Most Overall Powerful Character
    • Zorlo, 5 votes
    
    
  • Most Benevolent Character
    • Akira, 5 votes
    
    
  • Most Malevolent Character
    • Knives, 5 votes
    
    
  • Most Interesting/Unique Character
    • Awkin's polar bear guy, Jhans Frenn, 3 votes
    
    
  • Most Insane Character
    • Insaney's Clown, 6 votes
    
    
  • Best Weapon
    • Ciroton's Vaskalen, 6 votes
    
    
  • Coolest Character Power -- TIE! 3 votes each.
    • Being able to make it flood when you cry. Aiko's Ancia
    • Collector Cards (Power Shot's Morgan Kim)
    • Omentus Anima's seromancy (blood magic)
    
    
  • Fastest Character
    • Insaney's Rain, 4 votes
    
    
  • Most Interesting Weakness
    • LioLio's desire for cookies, 9 votes
    
    
  • Most Interesting Strength
    • Ciroton's Lisa Azire Morrison, 4 votes
    
    
  • Most Mysterious Character
    • Faceless Man (Quark), 5 votes
    
    
  • Most Attractive Character (Male)
    • Insaney's Rain, 6 votes
    
    
  • Most Attractive Character (Female)
    • Ciroton's Aleena, 3 votes
    
    
  • Ugliest Character
    • Kurai Chi's Azgragthz / Kreel, 7 votes
    
    
    
  • Biggest Flirt -- TIE! 3 votes each
    • Wolfen's Taen
    • Toofy
    
    
  • The Person Award (Most Developed Character)
    • Cadenza, 5 votes
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Member Awards
  
  
  
  • Fastest Replier
    • Quark, 4 votes
    
    
  • Most Active User
    • Navi007, 7 votes
    
    
  • Most Active Councilor
    • Tohopekaliga, 6 votes
    
    
  • Most Dedicated Councilor
    • Shrub, 4 votes
    
    
  • Most Improved -- TIE! 4 votes each
    • Sabbo
    • Aishimisu
    
    
  • Coolest/Best Newbie
    • Aishimisu, 8 votes
    
    
  • You've Still Got It!/Best Veteran
    • Altamira, 4 votes
    
    
  • Best Grammar
    • Drammor, 4 votes
    
    
  • Best Teacher
    • Puck, 5 votes
    
    
  • Best Teacher’s Assistant -- TIE! 4 votes each
    • Altamira
    • Marius
    
    
  • Best RP’er
    • Altamira, 4 votes
    
    
  • Best BA’er
    • Kiri-Mello, 4 votes
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Gag Awards
  
  
  • Character/Battle/RP
    Gag Awards
    
    
    
    • Best Clichéd Character
      • Zorlo, 5 votes
      
      
    • Least Intelligent Character
      • Ziran, 5 votes
      
      
    • Character Most Likely To Take Over The World
      • Styx, 3 votes
      
      
    • Most Perverted Character
      • Toofy, 4 votes
      
      
    • Most Uninteresting Character
      • Lhaeo, 4 votes
      
      
    • Biggest Wuss - TIE! 3 votes each.
      • Akira
      • Sakume's Kate
      
      
    • Character We'd Love to Kill Off
      • Zorlo's Ghost (let him stay dead!), 8 votes
      
      
    • Longest/Most Pointless Post
      • This, 5 votes
      
      
    • BA Nostalgia Moment (most fondly remembered moment in the Arena)
      • China Town Rush, 5 votes
      
      
    • In-Character Thread Nostalgia Moment (most fondly remembered moment in the IC thread)
      • The smex. All of it. 4 votes
      
      
    • Most Wanted Couple
      • J/Roery, 5 votes
      
      
    • Funniest Character
      • Joker, 4 votes
      
      
    • Character with the Most Angsty Backstory -- TIE, 3 votes each
      • Rain
      • TDC
      
      
    • The Dragonball Character (Character With the Most Powers)
      • Zorlo, 5 votes
    
    
  • Member
    Gag Awards
    
    
    
    • Biggest God-Mod
      • Zorolo, 6 votes
      
      
    • Most Emo Member
      • Dark Wots, 7 votes
      
      
    • Most Sane BA’er -- TIE! 3 votes each
      • Altamira
      • Honour
      
      
    • Biggest Procrastinator
      • Halcyon Hero, 6 votes
      
      
    • Most Perverted Member
      • Ciroton, 3 votes
      
      
    • Member Most Likely To Take Over The World
      • Aiko, 3 votes
      
      
    • Craziest Member -- TIE! 4 votes each
      • Quark
      • Avalanche
      
      
    • OOC Nostalgia Moment (most fondly remembered moment in the OoC) -- Tie! 3 votes each.
      • Ciroton's Beaver Wife... Mmmhmm
      • When WoTS said that he was only back to brag about his system, and then proceeded to stay for the sake of arguing about whether he was back or not
      • Responses to this
      
      
    • BAer Most Likely to Become Famous
      • Power Shot, 4 votes
      
      
    • Funniest Moment in the OoC
      • When WotS "didn't come back", 5 votes
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Bonus Awards
  
  
  
  • The Epic Win Award
    For those awards won unanimously
    • The Council's rise to the apex of procrastination & apathy for Best Plotline
    • LioLio's desire for cookies for Most Interesting Weakness
    
    
  • The Epic Fail Award
    For the award no one wanted
    • Ugliest Character (Female)
    
    
  • The Epic Tie Award
    For the award with equal votes for all nominees
    • OOC Nostalgia Moment
    
    
  • The GO YOU! Award
    For excessive numbers of things won, with a deceased character
    • Zorlo/Zorolo (8 awards, including bonus)
    
    
  • Aren't you dead?
    • Zorlo

Congratulations to all the winners, and happy gloating & such. Expect more awards to appear sometime in the next decade, and take at least 4 years to complete.

Good jorb everybody, I'm proud of each and every one of you. All of you are winners here. No one was in last place. You were just the last winner.

I won five awards and tied two.

That is super awesome. I don't think I've ever won that many. xD I love you all.

Congratulations to everyone else who got an award as well. I give you upward pointing thumbs.

oh hai, I'm the coolest newbie
*act like a cool newbie*
hohohoho

oh look, I think everybody got an award.
We're all cool peeps.
*act like cool peeps*

Huzzah, I won something. *noms cookies*

There were too many awards for too few people.

I one three, my personal best.

Though I won best teacher...which I am not happy about :<

Yay, HH is offically the Biggest Procrastinator!

Of course, that means that I didn't win any other awards due to procrastinating so much . . . Ah, the double-edged blade of laziness. Or perhaps it's just a single blade. Pointed back at me. Oh, woe and evil cursed fate!



. . . Ah, well.

*goes back to playing Okami*






Wots is emo.

Most active user, eh? Not quite sure what to make of that... :/

Demon Eyes and tDC was good, though. Glad you guys liked em'. ^^

Hooray, I won something!
Now Zoidberg Fluesopp is finally noticed!

So I tied with one, and won one in which I nominated myself? Cool.

Every year I'm baffled by the major haul of awards I win. x3 Wha, eleven or so this year that I was at least some part of? I don't get ittt! But I'm sure grateful you guys keep on votin' for me, so thankee! *tosses chocolate, confetti, and warheads for all!*

*high-fives Ancia for winning an award for me just by crying* xP

WOOO! Again with an excessive number of wins on stuff. It gets kinda redundant, but hell, its still fun. ^_^

Z: *Readies his speech*

<_<;; Hmm... I'm sure he had one, but displaced it... *Destroys Z's speech*

Z: *Continues to give one anyway*

And this is why Zorlo can never die. We need him... since he's the only person we are more afraid of then Power Shot. Scarier than Power Shot.

... and I still won something. Wow. That's pathetic.

Originally Posted by Zorolo

And this is why Zorlo can never die. We need him... since he's the only person we are more afraid of then Power Shot. Scarier than Power Shot.

So that makes Zorlo roughly... spider status?

When I see Power Shot coming, It's almost as if I feel like face palming... but don't. Does that mean if I see Zorlo, I'd probably recoil slightly and think to myself, "Oh, I hope he doesn't crawl in my mouth while I'm sleeping."?

Woo! I'm dedicated! And Dark Crystal pwns ^^

Oh yay! I was in an award winning thread, best moment and tied for Best TA! :3

Well, no one got Kreed's name right... Kreed, not Kreel.......

Anyways, two of mycharies won something. (Sonlen gets special mention!)