(spr) my first sprite comic (LANGUAGE,DRUG)

Here's my first sprite comic. You have to click it.

Need backgrounds. It was funny, but I'm not a fan of the non-story driven sprite comics.

Oh that was nice 8/10! Great Job!

Sprites: 7/10
PRO: No resizing, or ugly colors added.
CON: Nothing special, same poses over and over. Ganon dies standing. He's standing while being dead. Riiiiiiiight.

Backgrounds: 0/10
PRO: N/A
CON: There are no backgrounds.

Story: 0/10
PRO: N/A
CON: There is no storyline. It has nothing to do with Legend of Zelda, while you do relate to them. You could've used ANY character. Even your own. Would've been better.

Characters: 2/10
PRO: Link = perve. Eh. Okay, I guess.
CON: Ganon smoking weed. Link = perve. Zelda's personality... No. Just no.
(Oh, and kids, when a big blue pig offers you weed, JUST RUN AWAY!)

Text: 4/10
PRO: Good spelling and punctuation (like everyone should have).
CON: Textboxes.... OH, THE HORROR. Language... Eh, you warned us for it.

Humor: 2/10
PRO: "Weed. Want some?" "Yey, I killed that b*stard!" "***** me/you, Link!!!!!"
CON: "Weed. Want some?" "Yey, I killed that b*stard!" "***** me/you, Link!!!!!"

Conclusion: 2.5/10
This could be a good comic... But it's not. It s-cks and I think if you follow my directions, they're a lot better.
And seriously, use a story. And 'Everyday life (read: total randomness with random characters)' is also a story.
And, please... use backgrounds.



I should do reviews like this more often.

It reminds me of what G4 does to make men watch their boring shows.

"I know you guys don't give a damn about drift racing, and bingo at the old folks home is probably more exciting, but look! We threw in booty-shakin' hot mommas, dawg! And why watch actual game reviews on XPlay when you can see celebrities with cut-out mouths saying something irrelevant to the game review? After all, we don't see enough of Arnold in California, we need to put him in a review of Animal Crossing with a mentally disturbed intern doing his accent... badly. Oh, look a diversion! Babes playing Halo while drinking beer and swearing, I DON'T CARE!"

Whoops, that had nothing to do with your sprite comic. Sorry for the rant. Point: Sex, drugs, and violence don't necessarily add up to "funny".

Hey, at least it doesn't have Megaman!

Thanks for all the comments guys, I'll have a new one up soon! A BETTER ONE!!!!
EDIT: I just started a super metroid one! WITH A STORY!!!

Here. once you click it, click it again to get a little beter quality.

There pretty good.

Thanks, I'll start another one in a few minutes.
BTW, Don't pay attention to my first one, it's crap

Um...heeeelooooo, it's been, uh...more than a few minutes XD where's the new one?! XD LOL!