Tye and Cade. Everyone showed it to thought it was funny. ^^;

Alright this script takes place when me and my friend are 16. I've showed it to a few people like Ryoko, Zgirl, and people at other forums, and everyone thought it was funny. So I thought I might as well post it here. It's a stupid kind of humor, by the way.


Chapter One
Setting: Tye’s house

Tye: * Dancing * Guess what?!
Cade: You didn’t miss this time…?
Tye: No you retard! I got my DRIVERS LICENSE!
Cade: And…
Tye: We can have a… ROAD TRIP!
Cade: What about a car?
Tye: Don’t worry… Dad said I could go down to the junkyard and pick out any car I wanted!
Cade: >_> …


Later
Setting: Junkyard

Tye: Wich one do you like the most?
Cade: The one without bird crap all over it…
Tye: Oh… I was more going for the white one…
Cade: …That’s bird crap…
Tye: Oh, OK. Well let’s haul this bad baby outta here
Cade: Bad baby!? This thing is probably gonna suck! I mean look at the writing on it!
Tye: * Reading * I am no longer gay…
Tye: Well… he’s not gay anymore…
Cade: This car is though!
Tye: Don’t worry! I know a bad baby when I see one!
Cade: * Kicks door*
Tye: YOU KICKED THE DOOR TO MY BAD BABY OFF!
Cade: Whatever… Lets see if this works. * Jumps in *
Tye: * Jumps in after in driver’s seat * we’re drivin’ to the gas station!

Later
Setting: Gas Station

Tye: TIME! How long did that take?
Cade: Three hours…
Tye: …?
Cade: Lets see… Someone threw a cigarette at our car and it blew up, then you had to walk back home, ask your Mom for your allowance early, Take the car to a repair shop, get it fixed, then a retarded guy high jacked it, read what it said, and drove around in it yelling, “I’M NO LONGER GAY!”
Tye: Wow… we’re good…
Cade: No it sucked! You want to go around the world in this!?
Tye: Dunno… but right now I gotta use bathroom. * Jumps out of car and goes behind gas station *
Cade: Where are you going!?
Tye: I rarely use the bathroom inside… I like the feeling of the wind blowing against my unzipped trowsers.
Cade: >_< this is the worst day of my life…

>End Chapter One<

If anyone thinks it's funny I'll post chapter two.

Thats hilarus.= D.i havent heard a funnier story in quiet i while.Good job.*me makes sure he reads it* *subscribes*

Heh, that's pretty great, i'm sure sticking around for the second chapter. Nice job.

Thats hilarus.= D.i havent heard a funnier story in quiet i while.Good job.*me makes sure he reads it* *subscribes*

You subscribed it. Well, that shows what a good job I must be doing.

Heh, that's pretty great, i'm sure sticking around for the second chapter. Nice job.

Thanks, Kazan. I'm trying to find the file of chapter two that I have saved on my compy. I may have it here by tomorrow.

heh. thats funny. great job.

*anxiously awaits chapter 2*

That IS HILARIOUS!! It's funny.....i liked it! Find it please! i want to read the next part! *runs around to waste time*..lol

That's really funny, your friends weren't lying when they told you that (or WERE they 0_o). I can't wait for the next chapter!

..:ant's and forces him to write more funny *****::..

Thanks for all the compliments guys!

OK, here's chapter two.

Chapter Two
Location: Car

* Bold names means it's inside an AIM chat *

Cade: * Logs onto AIM through laptop * Oh, look an IM.

Internet Dater: You, sup? A/S/L?

Cade: An internet dater. I can have some fun with this.

Cade856: Age: 66... STILL SEXY! Sex: I can't remember... Let me check. Location: The Milky Way
Internet Dater: What does a crazy old man like you need with AIM. O_o
Cade856: So I can talk to dead people!
Internet Dater: AIM doesn't let you talk to dead people!
Cade856: It doesn't!
Internet Dater: No! Who told you?
Cade856: Jack, but most people call him Jack Give Me Some Crack.
Internet Dater: Why?
Cade856: Cuz he give out free crack.
Internet Dater: Report him! That stuff is illegal!
Cade856: But his free crack good!
Internet Dater: I'm warning you... stay away!
Cade856: I should warn you about asscme. =|
Internet Dater: What's that?!
Cade856: You get pimples all over your butt! XP

Cade: * Logs out laughing *

>End Chapter Two<

Hope you liked it!

Heh that was funny! More more more! *runs in circles*

Heh, I'm glad you liked chapter two, but that's as much of it that I've written of the series. Well, there are some that I think were not funny enogh or too crude to release. I may post those after I finish the series.

These are pretty easy so I plan to get the next one done by some time this week.

haha! thats funny. cant wait to see more. youre very funny!

Thanks, ZeonX!

Chapter Three
Location: A mall some where in Texas

Cade: OK, lets meet back in about two hours!
Tye: OK, OK, why such the harsh voice.
Cade: Last time I said lets meet back I found you touring Victoria Secret! * Walks off *
Tye: Well… What were you doing peeking into Victoria Secret?!

Later

Tye: OK, I’d like to buy two of these and one of these.
VS Clerk: Sir, we don’t sale our products to men…
Tye: Well, I’ll just go but them at Hanes then. T_T They’re more stretchy, anyway.

Later

Cade: Uh, Tye… Why did you buy women’s underwear?
Tye: Because they’re stretchy, see? ^^; * Pulls out piece and begins pulling *
Cade: Besides that?!
Tye: Dunno… I could hang them on my wall.

Later
Location: Sam Goody

Tye: I wander if they fit…
Cade: Tye, quit embarrassing me! T_T
Tye: Well, sorry! >_<
Cade: I’d like to buy this, this, and this.
Tye: * Walks up to the counter too *
Clerk: * Looks at Tye’s Bag * Dude, good choice on those. Hanes are really stretchy!
Cade: o-o; I can’t take it anymore! * Runs out *

>End Chapter Three<

Not sure if that was all too funny...
Oh, and don't expect them so often anymore.

HAHAHAHA!!!! rofl! "victorias secret" hahahaha! thats funny! why not so often?! *whines*

Heh that was funny, not as funny as the other 2, but still a laugh.

You don't have to have one done every day... I know I don't. But I place mine up so often not because people ask me to, it's because I love writing it and I do it on my own choice. You can take as long as you want with more of them, we wouldn't want you to rush it and loose the funny

HAHAHAHA!!!! rofl! "victorias secret" hahahaha! thats funny! why not so often?! *whines*

Cuz this isn't a daily comic strip. Don't worry I'll try to get one to two a week. They don't take me very long to write.

You don't have to have one done every day... I know I don't. But I place mine up so often not because people ask me to, it's because I love writing it and I do it on my own choice. You can take as long as you want with more of them, we wouldn't want you to rush it and loose the funny

Thanks for understanding, GoldenChaos.

I wish wish my fiction would get more attention... <_< I don't care if you give me mean comments, folks. There's always room to impove, ya know.

Here's cahpter four! If death be the punishment for double posting and bringing back an old thread then...



...Please don't hurt me...

Chapter Four
Later: Still in the mall

Tye: Being a boy is harder then being a girl!
Girl: Whatever! We have to give birth!
Tye: Oh, yeah! Well we have to aim!
Girl: What’s so hard about that!?

Later

Tye: I have to go bad…
Cade: Look there’s a JC pennies over there.
Tye: No! JC is a big store. Big stores have small bathrooms. The stalls are so small people pee al over the wall. Some people are yelling out, “Hey, look! I can piss on the ceiling.”
Cade: Right… It’s at the back.
Tye: The back is where the lingerie is! I can’t go back there. And then they have those big model pictures!
Cade: Tye it’s at the back obviously you can’t miss it. T_T

>End Chapter Four<

haha! thats hilarious! i also like the little intro about double postin and revivin threads! haha. youre funny. very funny.