Uh-oh..........

Heh, if you thought Zelda Meets the WWE was nuts, then this one's gonna be like Fooly Cooly to you!!! ^_^

Uh-Oh……
By Mirren




Link had finally completed all of the barriers in Ganondorf’s Castle. He had defeated all the enemies, solved all the puzzles, and shut off their energy force to Ganon’s Tower. The purple barrier of dark power disappeared, and Link finally entered it.

He walked into the first room and noticed four Fire Keese flying in the air above him. They all flew at him, and Link quickly and effortlessly took them out. He then ran up the flight of stairs and ran into the next floor.

He walked in, and was attacked by two Dinolfos. The cunning lizard-warriors used some swift speed and their swords to battle Link. But the Master Sword soon disposed of them, and Link ran up the next flight of stairs.

He soon came to the second floor and was forced to fight two Stalfos. They each gave a toothless grin and attacked with their red, jagged blades. Link fought the one, and after five hits of the Master Sword, killed it. The other rushed at him, and Link repeated the process to finish it off. Once their bones disappeared, a treasure chest appeared in the room. Link opened it up, and pulled out the Boss Key. He left the room, and went up his third flight of stairs.

He ran up and up, and soon came to a room where two Iron Knuckles stood in front of the door. One was black and gold, while the other was white and gold. Link ran at them and attacked with the Master Sword. They came to life, and attacked Link with their huge battleaxes. The battle was tough and painful, but soon Link destroyed their outer armor. They grew quicker, but much weaker and Link finally took them out. Once they were defeated, Link ran up another flight of stairs and came to a locked door. He opened it up with the Boss Key, and walked into a large room with a pillar in the center. He destroyed the numerous pots around for hearts, magic jars, rupees, and arrows. When he finished, he ran to the other door, and went up the final flight of stairs.

He ran up the incredibly long and red carpeted stairs and heard Gnondorf’s organ all around him. This would be the battle that would be the decider of Hyrule’s fate; he could not lose. He soon came to the door, and opened it up. He walked into the room, and saw Ganondorf playing his organ and Zelda floating above in her pink crystal prison. The Triforce of Wisdom glowed on her hand, the Triforce of Courage glowed on Link’s, and the Triforce of Power glowed on Ganondorf. He soon stopped playing, but didn’t turn around to look at Link.

“The Triforce parts are resonating” he began, “they are becoming one again. The two Triforce parts I could not capture on that day seven years ago, I never expected they’d be hidden within you two….” Ganondorf now laughed wickedly. He turned at Link, and smiled. “These toys are too powerful for you, I command you return them to me!” he shouted, and shot a huge amount of dark energy at Link. It pounded against him, and Navi couldn’t take much more.

“Link, the waves of darkness are too powerful, I can’t help you!’ she cried, “I’m sorry Link!” Link now looked a little worried.

“Yeah, but we have another problem Navi….” He replied.

“What’s that?” she asked. Link gulped in nervousness and worry.

“I have to go to the bathroom…..REALLY bad…..”

...Can't really say that was funny...no, not at all, in fact...you can do better than that

He he not that funny but funny in parts. Fair enough though!

But not your best stuff ok!

That wasn't really funny to me at all. Also, on a writer's point of view, notice how every paragraph that wasn't speech (Except one, which began with Navi) started with "He", "He did this", "He did that". Your descriptions... aren't very descriptive. Try and use other words to replace "He", such as "The dashing young hero..." etc.

Well this wasn't supposed to be serious at all. I actually typed the entire thing in less than 20 minutes. I never meant for this to be good, just incredibly stupid.

Not funny huh? Well whatever its your own opinions I won't flip out or anything, just gotta accept them. Heh, kinda odd to me though, because the people on fanfiction.net loved this.

Anyways Lioness I can do better, that's why I've posted the second chapter to my newest Zelda fic "A Boy's Destiny"

Well it was good in a really stupid stuipid and funny way..I Suppose! Any way the other ones are better!

you should stick with your link's little brother stuff, Mirren. That was kinda crude.

Indeed it was, hence why I've completlt deleted the second chapter, I think I went a lil overboard there........

And everyone please remember that this fic is not mean to be good, I took me less than a day to type *like a half hour* and is supposed to be stupid. It's one of those things that ren't meant to make sense or be good at all *if you know the Angry Beavers you could see where I'm cming from* I know my Link 's Little Brother stuff is the bets, and that's why I'm working so hard on that now. Then I'll continue the Hyrule Brouhaha which I've posted two chapters of here. So please no more of the "this isn't your best" comments, because I know it isn't and it isn't mean to be.............

Wow thats lame, no offence.

yes didn't you know the only reason link defeated ganon was that the menace was laughing so hard from link pissing his tunic?!

i thought everybody knew that