The Hyrule Brouhaha! ^_^

The Hyrule Brouhaha
By Mirren

Author’s Notes:
Well everyone, here it finally is!! The Hyrule Brouhaha! First off I’d like to mention that this story does not take place in the timeline of Link’s Little Brother, or the epilogue Mirren’s Final Battle, but obviously no one has read them……so just to let you know Mirren is Link’s Little Brother, Faria is Zelda’s little sister, Taursus is a big minotaur dude, Jarlis is a elf friend to Mirren, Mardera is a female Gerudo like Nabooru, and Nepsana is a fifteen year old Hylian female. Before the next chapter I’ll give the descriptions of each character. This story is an independent time, but still keeps the characters from it. This one’s gonna be another long one, not as long as the others, but probably up there in the 100 page level!!! This is really going to be a favorite of mine, because the humor is just gonna be funny as ever. And we’re going to see a bunch of anime stars and tons of WWE wrestlers. Also in one chapter we’ll………wait I’m spoiling the story! Nice one Jeff, oh well here it is the Prologue!!!!! And remember in the story here I’m Jeff, that be my name…….



Prologue

It was about 1:45 in the morning deep within a cool city in New York. Jeff had just finished watching one of his favorite animes Trigun about fifteen minutes ago. His jerk older brother had gotten off the computer, and Jeff flew over and got on Microsoft word. His parents were sleeping, so he closed his door, turned the lights off, and softened the music as he began to type another Zelda fic. He typed and typed for minutes, but found no pleasure in what he was doing. He tried to start another story, only to fail that plan too. He then began to type another just on Ganondorf, but three sentences in he felt terrible. He gritted his teeth.

“God darn-it why the heck can’t I just find a good Zelda fic to type!!!???” he exclaimed but quietly of course, “man, ever since I finished the epilogue of Link’s Little Brother I can’t find anything good to type for a Zelda story!!” He sighed, and lay back in his computer chair. He began to spin around, and glanced at just about everything possible in his room to try and get some inspiration. Unfortunately though, nothing came to mind. He gritted his teeth again. “This stinks!!” Suddenly the door to his room opened, and the next thing he knew an issue of Nintendo Power smacked into his head.

“You left your Nintendo Power in the parlor……..hey are you trying to type another one of your stupid stories?” his jerk older brother asked. Jeff fumed, and flew over to the door. He slammed it closed, and nearly killed his brother.

“Leave me alone!!!” He then walked back to his computer, and sat down. He began to skim through the Nintendo Power hoping to find something as inspiration. He looked and looked, and came upon the end of a Paper Mario guide. He read it. “Now that you’ve defeated Bowser, you can see the ending. And don’t worry about the Bowser brouhaha……” Jeff instantly stopped reading, and his face lit up. “That’s it!!” he exclaimed, “my next story will be a big comedy parody!! There’ll be a big party and I’ll call it the Hyrule Brouhaha!!!” Jeff then instantly plopped down on his chair and was prepared to type. But suddenly he stopped. “I better tell Mirren about this first” he said to himself, and stood up. He walked out of his room, and wanted to make sure his parents were asleep, but first he threw his jerk older brother’s unconscious brother in the bathtub. He peeked into his parents’ room, and they were asleep. He grinned, and ran back to his room. He lodged the door shut, and snapped his fingers. Instantly there was a blue and white portal in his room, and Mirren slowly appeared. Once he had, he jumped out and looked around.

“Where the heck am I!?” he exclaimed.

“Shush! My parents are sleeping!” Jeff interrupted.

“Who are you!?” Mirren asked. Jeff cleared his throat.

“I am your creator, I’m the kid who made you and wrote Link’s Little Brother and the epilogue Mirren’s Final Battle. I’m Jeff, or Mirren on Zelda Universe…….” Mirren’s face lit up.

“You mean you’re my author!? Oh God I’ve dreamed of the day I’d meet the genius who wrote the Zelda fics I’ve starred in!” Jeff grinned.

“Heh, I can get used to genius thing………..uhhhhhh, forget that. I need to talk to you though Mirren. I’m going to be typing my newest Zelda story, and it’s gonna be called the Hyrule Brouhaha okay?” Mirren nodded.

“Fine, but what does that have to do with me?”

“Well, you’re a big importance to get this story started” Jeff began, “ya see, I need you to get the idea and throw a huuuuuuuuuuuge party at Hyrule Castle. And it’s good since I’m telling you this considering you’re pretty much an incarnation of me.” Mirren raised an eyebrow.

“I am?” Jeff nodded.

“Yep, although you and me are still different in ways” he answered, “like the fact I’m a jerk and you’re not, you’re a really good fighter and I’m a wimp, and also you have a crush on Zelda and I don’t.”

“Hey, why did you make me have a crush on Zelda?” Mirren asked again. Jeff shrugged.

“I don’t know, it added a lot of humor to the story” he answered. Mirren looked a little angry.

“So you made me suffer like the greatest humiliation ever just for humor!!??” Jeff shrugged again.

“Yeah I guess, but don’t take it too hard, ya know I didn’t have to make Zelda kiss ya, I could’ve just made her throw you off the top of the castle. But anyways dude, be happy, you’re a ladies man. Hey, and I’m one too!” Mirren narrowed his eyes.

“Why do I have the feeling that’s the biggest crock ever?”

“BECAUSE IT IS!!!” a sudden voice yelled. Jeff looked up at the ceiling.

“Shut up!!!” he yelled back. Mirren looked confused now.

“What was that all about??” he asked. Jeff turned back to him.

“Sorry that was my good side talking” he replied. Mirren looked a little shocked now.

“You mean you have two sides?”

“Actually I have three” Jeff said casually, “like I said, I’m a jerk, although I can be a really nice kid at times. I’m in jerk form now, I just threw my good side up in the attic years ago. Then I have my animal side, or “Beast mode” as I like to call it. If someone makes me angry enough I’ll turn into a savage animal and attack them.” Mirren gave that “Whoa” face.

“Man, my author’s a freak” he said. Jeff cleared his throat and narrowed his eyes a bit.

“Alright let’s just get going, I’m gonna be up all night to type this thing, now you just go back to Hyrule Castle and ask Zelda if you can throw a big party”

“Do I still have the crush on her?” Mirren asked. Jeff nodded.

“Yep, but no one knows because this story doesn’t follow the timeline, but she’ll find out eventually” Mirren gave that disappointed mad face.

“Oh great!”

“Just go there ask her and invite some anime dudes and some wrestlers” Jeff said.

“Can you give me a list of…….” Mirren began before Jeff slammed a note onto his chest.

“Invite everyone on there” he stated. Mirren began to read it.

“Kenshin, Hamtaro, Vash, the…..” Jeff instantly flew at him and tried to pull the note away.

“Don’t read it you’ll give everything away!!” he yelled.

“But you already did” Mirren replied. Jeff pondered the statement.

“You’re right….oh well just go now!” Jeff then pushed Mirren back into the portal. It glowed, and sent Mirren back to Hyrule Castle as it disappeared. Jeff smiled and sat down in his chair. “Time to type this big ol’ brouhaha……….”

Author’s Notes:
Yeah, this was a messed up but funny chapter. It’s only the prologue, so don’t worry. Next chapter which will be chapter 1 is gonna finally begin to deal with Mirren, Zelda, Link and all the others……and not me, although it was pretty cool to finally include the great me. Anyways also Mirren’ll begin the invites, and the party will begin. So please review jabronis! ^_^

Late at night...amazing name, zelda and trigun...what more...I'm gving it two thumbs up...and ***** stars...

Than you ~Dark Link~! I appreciate the comments! Here's Chapter 2!


Chapter 1: Party Planning


The next day, Mirren sat outside at Hyrule Castle reading over the list of invites. It was a very warm day, and he was rather warm sitting in the sun as he looked at the name of the many people.

“God that air conditioner thingy Jeff had in his house last night felt soooo good” he said to himself as he smiled and remembered that wonderful cool feeling. Suddenly he realized something. “Wait…..how the heck do I know what an air condition even is?” Suddenly he then heard someone began to walk down the little stone path in front of him. He turned his head to the side, and saw Zelda walking towards him. He felt a little nervous now that she was around him considering he had that crush on her, and she smiled as he stopped in front of him.

“Jeez Mirren, aren’t you hot in that long sleeve shirt and those heavy pants?” she asked. Mirren seemed a bit “suave”.

“Aren’t you hot in that long heavy dress Zelda?” he shot back. She chuckled a bit.

“Heh, good point. Nice one Mirren!” she replied. Zelda then began to walk off, and Mirren figured this would be the perfect time to ask her if he could have that party. He jumped up from his bench, and ran over to Zelda.

“Uhhh…Zelda?” he said. She stopped, and turned around to look down at him.

“Yes?” she spoke as she still smiled at him. Mirren looked a little nervous as he ran his fingers up and down the paper.

“Umm…I was just wondering….do you think I could invite a bunch of friends for a party?” he inquired. Zelda’s face lit up.

“Of course Mirren! That’s a great idea!” she exclaimed, “I’ve been wanting to have one lately. We need something to perk all of us up!” Just then Link poked his head out of a nearby window.

“Hey, what are you two mumbling about?” he asked. Zelda slammed her hands on the side of Mirren’s head and lifted him up as she shoved him into Link’s view.

“The lil guy asked me if he could have a party and I figure it’ll be a great idea!” she answered, “don’t you think the same Link?” He smiled and nodded.

“That’s awesome!! I’ve also been wishin’ for a while someone would get the guts to throw one here!! I’ll go tell everyone and we’ll get all the stuff from the party storage room and set up!!” he replied, and zoomed off. Mirren’s eyes widened.

“We have a room for just party supplies?” Zelda then turned him back at her and lifted her up towards her face.

“Alright Mirren, let’s go get all the drinks and food from Kakariko Village!” she stated, and then locked her hand on her wrist and took off. Mirren screamed as his small light body waved in the air, and he held onto the paper for dear life as Zelda ran like a graceful antelope.

“Gaaaaahhh!!!! Zelda I gotta go call everyone who I wanna invite!!” he yelled. Zelda then put on the brakes and suddenly stopped in a second.

“Hmmm….good point….” She replied. Mirren plopped on the ground as Zelda let go of him, and he lay panting from the intense speed. Zelda knelt down next him and patted him on the head. “Alright you, I’ll go to Kakariko myself and get everything, you can stay here and invite everyone” she said happily, and then stood up and teleported away. Mirren groaned as he got up on his knees.

“God who’da thunk it that Zelda would be such a party animal……. and why in God’s name did I just “thunk it”?”

* * * * *

After that Mirren shimmied up to his room and plopped himself on his bed. He grabbed his portable phone, and looked at the first name on the list.

“Hmmm….Vash the Stampede huh? Well this outta get interesting if he comes…” Mirren dialed in the number, and waited as the phone rang. Once, twice, and finally someone picked up.

“Hey Vash here who might this be?”

“Uhhh…this is Mirren from the Zelda fics of the Link’s Little Brother saga….” Mirren began before Vash interrupted him.

“Ohmigosh MIRREN is actually calling me!!?? No way you’re like my favorite all time fictional character!! You’re the absolute coolest lil kid I’ve ever read about!! I love all the stories you’re in you rock Mirren!!!” Mirren gave the -_- face as he held the phone away from his ear to not hear Vash’s yelling so much. He eventually pulled it back.

“Yes thank you Vash but right now I have some things to inform you of. I’m having a big party here at Hyrule Castle tomorrow and I’m inviting you and the Trigun gang….” Mirren stated. On the other end of the phone line Vash’s eyes lit up and nodded.

“A party!!?? Awesome Mirren I can’t wait I know it’s gonna be a load of fun with all you Zelda dudes, and don’t worry me, Meryl, Millie and Wolfwood will be there!” Vash replied and hung up. Mirren did the same.

“Ohhh yeah I’d be soooo worried if you didn’t show up….” He muttered as he checked out the next name. His eyes lit up, and he dialed up the number. He waited as the phone rang, and soon someone soon picked up.

“Hello?” said a very cute and kinda squeaky voice.

“Yo Hamtaro this is Mirren from the Zelda fics of the Link’s Little Brother saga. I’m having a big party here and you and all the ham-hams are invited!” Mirren exclaimed rather happy to be talking to Hamtaro.

“Wow! I can’t believe it’s you Mirren! We all love the stories you’ve starred in! Maxwell has read every single bit of them, you’re cooler than Link!” Hamtaro replied. Mirren grinned.

“Better than Link huh? I could get used to this………” Mirren said in his head before remembering he talking to Hamtaro. “Oh yes, yeah, everyone is invited. You, Boss, Bijou Penelope, Panda, Howdy, Maxwell, Oxnard, Sandy, Pashmina, Cappy, Jingle, Stan, Dexter and Snoozer!!”

“Are there gonna be sunflower seeds?” Hamtaro asked. Mirren nodded on the other end of the phone line.

“Yep. A whole mountainful!” Mirren answered. Hamtaro’s face lit up.

“Great! Man Oxnard sure is gonna be happy! See ya tomorrow Mirren!!” Hamtaro said and then hung up. Mirren also then did and pulled out a notepad and pen.

“Note to self~ buy about ten sacks of sunflower seeds or else get your inners gnawed out by lil talking that go “batta batta batta batta” while they run………” Once Mirren had wrote that down, he threw the notepad away, and checked out the next name on the list. His eyes widened a bit. “Whoa…..sweet……..” Mirren dialed in the number, abd soon someone picked up.

“Hello this is Kenshin that it is” Mirren got the big anime sweat drop on the back of his head.

“Okay at least we’re positive it’s Kenshin………” he said to himself in his head before really speaking. “Hi Kenshin this is Mirren from the Zelda fics written by Mirren on Zelda Universe.net. I’m having a big party here tomorrow and you and the whole Kenshin gang from the show are invited.”

“Oh that’s really nice that it is. I’ll go see who can come tomorrow….” Kenshin replied, and put down the phone. Mirren then sat waiting silently for Kenshin to come back to the phone, but oddly someone picked up up only a few seconds after Kenshin walked off.

“Hey Mirren. Can ya hear me? It’s Yahiko” Yahiko whispered. Mirren’s face lit up.

“Buddy!!!!!!!” he exclaimed. Yahiko grinned.

“Yep, it’s good ol’ me! I just had to take this chance and talk to ya, it’s been quite a while anyways”

“You better believe it! Oh man this is great Yahiko I wish we could talk forever!” Yahiko smiled.

“Yeah me too, but we can do that all day tomorrow because I think Kaoru just saw me on the phone and I’d say I’ll get smacked right about…….now” BAM!!! Kaoru had then smacked Yahiko away.

“YOU LIL BRAT YAHIKO STOP WASTING THE PHONE AND MAKING OUR BILL GO UP!!!” she screamed.

“I WAS TALKING TO MIRREN YA JABRONI!!” Yahiko shouted back. Mirren heard everything and gave the -_- face once again.

“Umm…Yahiko, that’s Jeff’s word, and it’ll be mine in this story….call her a raccoon as she’s always been called…..” he said calmly. Yahiko realized Mirren was correct.

“Oh….right, sorry Mirren. I mean I WAS TALKING TO MIRREN YA RACCOON!!” he replied. Kaoru fumed, and pulled out a wooden sword.

“That’s it you’re done Yahiko!!” she yelled. Yahiko pulled out one also, and then both lunged at each other and began to battle away. Mirren had the big anime sweat-drop again.

“Poor Yahiko….if only he had a relationship with Kaoru like I had with Zelda…….” Kenshin then picked up the phone.

“Alright Mirren almost everyone from the show will be coming! Even the dead ones like Sishio!! Hey wait how is that possible?” Kenshin stated.

“Oh don’t worry about it I’ll see you all tomorrow!” Mirren said, and hung up. He sighed with relief. “Phew…thank God he didn’t find out that this story doesn’t take place in any time-line……” Mirren then thought of something. “Wait, why would that have any relevant to this? Man Jeff is making us look like jabronis!! Hey I was right that will be my word in this fic!!” Mirren then looked at the next name……or name of lots of people. He dialed in the number, and lay down as he waited for someone to pick up. Eventaully someone did.

“YOUR’RE FIRED!!!!!!” Vince Mcmahon screamed.

“Ahh Vince ya idiot ya yelled in my ear!!” Mirren shouted back.

“Oh sorry, hey who are you anyways?” he asked. Mirren slapped his ear a few times to get his hearing back before answering.

“This is Mirren from the Zelda fics written by Mirren on Zelda Universe.net, I’m having a huge party here at Hyrule Castle tomorrow and the entire WWE is invited” Mirren answered.

“BEER BASH!!!!!!!!!” Stone Cold screamed in the background. Vince gave the -_- face now.

“To save any more yelling Mirren we’ll all be there goodbye…..” Vince then hung up. Mirren did the same.

“I swear Austin better not get drunk or he might try to hit on Malon or Zelda……….” Mirren’s eyes then bugged out and realized how “ewwwww” that was. “Ugh why am I even thinking about that?” Mirren then looked at the last name on the list, and the second he saw it, he had a bad feeling. “Why do I have the feeling this won’t be a pleasant phone call??” he asked himself in his head/ He dialed up the number, and waited as the phone rang. It rang once, twice, three times, and finally on the forth ring someone finally picked up.

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!??????” Inuyasha screamed. Mirren once again gave the -_- face as he held the phone away from his ear due to Inuyasha’s insane scream. He wiped the spit from his face, and pulled the phone back.

“Time for the shortest phone conversation of my young life………” he said to himself in his head. “Hi Inuyasha this is Mirren from the Link’s Little Brother saga fics by Mirren on Zelda Universe.net I’m having a big party here at Hyrule Castle tomorrow and you and the entire cast of the show/manga are invited be there ok bye” Mirren then hung up, and Inuyasha was a bit shocked by the fastness of the conversation. He slowly hung up, and turned around and walked out of the little Japanese house he had been in with the phone. Kagome was just then stopping by on her bike and noticed Inuyasha.

“Hey what’s up Inuyasha?” she asked happily. Inuyasha kept walking.

“I just talked to Mirren on the phone, we’re all going to Hyrule Castle tomorrow for a party” he answered. Kagome’s eyes lit up.

“Oh that’s great!” she exclaimed, “I love all the characters from the stories he’s in and……hey wait, how could there be a phone in the Feudal Era of Japan?” Inuyasha stopped walking, and instantly his eye’s bugged out.


* * * * *

Once Mirren had called everyone, he made his way down the many halls of Hyrule Castle. He was pretty happy knowing everyone was coming, and was excited about tomorrow. He soon came to the throne room. He walked through the doors, and couldn’t believe what he saw inside.

Inside the throne room was the hugest table he had ever seen covered in trays of food and bottles of soda and pop one after another. The entire place was spotless, and it was like it was prepared for a king. Link walked over to Mirren.

“Well lil bro we got everything set up and ready to go tomorrow! Man this is gonna be great I can’t wait for the party!! I mean we’ve got probably over 50 different sodas and types of food here!!!” Link exclaimed.

“Wow that’s great! Do we have sunflower seeds though?” Mirren asked. Link laughed.

“Ha! Of course not! Why would we get sunflower seeds!?” Link replied. Mirren gave the -_- face, and turned around and walked off. Link was a bit confused. “Hey where ya goin’ Mirren?”

“To get 5 sacks of sunflower seeds before Hamtaro gets here and we all get out inners gnawed out by him and the Ham-hams……”

Author's Notes:
Well that's it! Hope you enjoyed it! This was a fun one, very easy to type fo me and hilarious. The next chapter will be where all the anime peeps arrive and begin the party. That'll be a funny one, but it might be posted for a while. See on Friday, I'm gonna begin my final Zelda fic for the Link's Little Brother Saga, and I plan to work on that until Christmas break. So hopefully I'll get a lot done before Friday, and just work on it in-between enough to get Chapter 3 done. Well that's all I gotta say, please review! ^_^