The Amazing Fantastic Completly Random Story!!!---Chapter 2---

And so the story must continue with chapter 2!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAPTER THE SECOND:

We both awoke to a face we thought looked familiar
as our vision came more into focus we realised it none other than the prince of darkness....ozzy osbourne.
for some reason he walked over to a corner and started eating bats, we then took a moment to look around the place we were in was some sort of cavern/temple thingy.
suddenly we stoped looking around for a man in a dark cloak had just walked in from a doorway we hadnt noticed the man walked over to ozzy and whispered something in his ear then walked away and when he turned we got a quick look at the mans face it was non other than......JACK BLACK! we felt confused only for a moment for our confusion was interrupted by ozzy as he spoke to us
"You seem to be on a journey to find an item of great power.....and what would that item be?"
i then said "well....no" then ozzy looked at me asthough he was constipated i was frightened then ozzy spoke again
"are you so sure there is nothing your in search of ? possibly......halo 2 collectors edition?" at this our hearts rose and expanded and mp got up and started running around screaming like a little girl.....then his heart exploded.
ozzy and i then stared at him for a moment then ozzy turned to me and said "your friend i will ressurect him"
i then said...."ok" we then walked down a hallway and entered a large room with a glowing light in the center we walked into the light and i saw the halo 2: limited collectors edition, i stood in awe at it and reached out my hands for it but my hands passed through it as though it was nothing more than thin air i then looked up at ozzy with tears running down my face and said "why ozzy? WHY?"
he stared back and backhanded me across my face.
when i got back up he spoke again "all the halo 2: limited edition copies were stolen by.....by....."
i then said " WHO OZZY!! WHHHOOOO!!!!"
he replied"......the fatman" i then said " THE FATMAN?!?!" then he replied " yes the fatman"
i then responded"..the...fat....man..."
then he said"YES THE FATMAN HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HES A MAN THAT IS FAT SO WE CALL HIM THE FATMAN i responded "i understand
and now to ressurect your friend ozzy said.