"ahem, I am your local madness leader advertising my new social club, the group of madness. Now this group is full of mad people who like spartans, and like having fun
all questions may be asked and answered once you join the group
THIS IS YOUR SPARTAN OVERLORD, WHO MADLY TELLS YOU TO JOIN THE GROUP OF MADNESS TO PURGE SCIENCE SCHOLAR RELIGION AND ANYTHING ELSE TO ACHIVE NATURAL FREEDOM"
(hey I am advertising, so this technically can go here)