Lets talk to god!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

You know you want to, it is addictive for the first 10 minutes then after that it gets repetitive, fun though.



Me:
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Large Big Mac Meal
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Do you want to come with?
God:
OK, I will come with.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
We will stop by the pub aswell.
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
I will find you
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yeAH
God:
Then I will consider it.

Yeah, it is fun. But some of the things that were said didn't make any sense to what I said.

that wuz funny, you got anymore?

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you know Ninboy?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
About 7:19 this morning.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 7 19 this morning.
Me:
Why were you talking about that? Doesn't Ninboy have anything better to talk about?
God:
The topic is 7 19 this morning. I can't tell if Ninboy have anything better to talk about.
Me:
That topic is stupid.
God:
" I can't tell if Ninboy have anything better to talk about." topic is stupid ? Does that make sense?
Me:
You don't make sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
That is because your God, dummy.
God:
That makes sense to me. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God dummy.
Me:
Get your ferret off my lunchbox!
God:
Where can I get my ferret off your lunchbox?
Me:
Wanna go get a steak dinner?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
Fine don't come. Just me and Ninboy.
God:
I am glad to hear it. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. YOU? Is that your final answer?
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Why do you talk in the third person?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
Do you think you are better than me?
God:
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
Me:
Not me.
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
Everyone else.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
I know, I am God.
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
Thanks, who are you?
God:
You are quite welcome! I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:

God:
You are quite welcome! I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
No, I am the Almighy, God himself.
God:
Are you serious? Who made you the Almighy God himself ?
Me:
You did, that night you were wasted.
God:
Did I really?

Wow Ninboy, you had no idea how much fun I had with that.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Bob
God:
OK I will call you bob.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So, how was your day?
God:
How can I help you? I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
Me:
I want a baseball.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
No, three.
God:
Are you serious? Really, exactly three?
Me:
Yes please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Blimey.
Me:
Blimey?
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Wish granted?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Oh, I'm so sorry for you
God:
Next question? it is not a big deal.
Me:
What is the answer to the universe?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
How so?
God:
bob, " it is not a big deal." What did I mean by it?
Me:
That it has no relevant significance?
God:
Has it really?
Me:
No, I suppose it did not.
God:
Are you serious? Did it really?
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Anyway, how's the wife?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
I see. Um, are you hungry?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Ahem. No I don't need to eat.
Me:
Oh, I need to eat, I'm human.
God:
Take it easy. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Oh, I get it! You're one of those scary men on the internet who like to "get to know" little boys "better", well it won't work on me!
God:
Blimey. Do you think about these things? I have no reason to do that to you, bob.
Me:
Why should I believe you. Can you prove that you are really God?
God:
You should always treat yourself. It's true a priori.
Me:
Well, that doesn't answer my question, but if you insist, I'd like a banana split, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Well that's okay. Try asking your question again in simpler terms.
Me:
May I have ice cream?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
You're not very polite, and you're shorter than I thought you'd be.
God:
What makes you think I am not polite and I am shorter than you thought me would be?
Me:
Well, you won't omniously give me food, and you are not as tall as I.
God:
Well that's okay. What makes you think that I won't omniously give you food and I am not as tall as you.
Me:
Because you said so.
God:
That makes sense to me. I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Ok then, bye
God:
See you later. Hurrah!

Haha, good fun. I'm bookmarking this one, great activity for after school when you're cranky. At some points though, he seemed to be a little slow on the uptake.

man god sucks,.....
Me:
Yo give me a miricle
God:
You want only one?
Me:
mabey more, how about 50000000000000
God:
Perhaps. You want more?
Me:
shut up or i'll kick you in the nuts
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
can i be god now
God:
Oh. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
ok, if i kill you, can i be god?
God:
Try it. Excuse me!
Me:
WTF?!?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
uhhh ok, let me rephrase that, What The ****?!?!
God:
Tell me more. " That was not very polite." What The **** ? Makes sense to me. Take it easy.
Me:
ok then, i have a gun so give me your poweres or i'll shoot you
God:
Where did you get it? it Er.
Me:
your mama
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
ok then your papa
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am papa. Far out.
Me:
no i meant your dad
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. I was created by Myself.
Me:
FREAK!!!
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
yes, and so was Jebus, i mean Jesus
God:
So? I hear you. it might have been.
Me:
yeah, and jesus can't play football either, HE SUCKS!!
God:
It goes without saying. he is The Son of God.
Me:
so, he sucks
God:
Are you kidding? I get it. Jesus sucks.
Me:
uhhh still give me your powers or i'll,.....i'll,......kick you in the nuts
God:
Tell me more. Still how long? Why don't you just download me? Go ahead. Ask me another question.
Me:
how do i download you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
cool thanks you crazed hippie
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
ok i will **** head
God:
Congratulations. Yeah that's right.
Me:
uhhh, are you alright, you look like your doped up on crack
God:
That's interesting. I don't know whether or not I am alright me look like my doped up on crack.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
so your drunk then?
God:
Excuse me! You think I am drunk.
Me:
yeah, you swear at me all the time!!, and you never answer my prayers
God:
That is a lot. Uh. I don't have any reason to swear at you. No I sometimes answer your prayers.
Me:
well yeah,.................
God:
Well what?
Me:
actually no!!, ok i'll say one in my head now, and you answer it, ok?
God:
Actually you don't say. Are you serious? OK. How do you plan to do this? Ayuh.
Me:
yeah, i'm pissed off, ny family is poor, my dads in prison, we had to sell to of my dogs(best friends), i suck at sport and i'm quite frankly pissed off at you
God:
Dude! Angry at what? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
at you!!, my life sucks *******!!
God:
Do you often use a computer there? Can't you be more polite.
Me:
not unless my mother comes home today with 1 million dollers
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
then,....i will give up hope in you and start to disbelive
God:
Give me a break. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
mabey so
God:
Perhaps. Whoa.
Me:
well, please just make me able to live my life happily
God:
How about that. Wow you are very polite. What are the ingredients?
Me:
so,..... can you make my life better?
God:
Gee. Yes I can make your life better.
Me:
well can you do it now?
God:
Right now? How about that. " Yes I can make your life better."? Can I do it?
Me:
so will i be able to find 50 dollars on my bench if i go to the kitchen?
God:
Dude! The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
well, if you can't tell me then,......**** YOU,YOU STUPI RETARD **** WIT,YOU ARE A ****EN REATARDED DOOR NOB ****ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Interesting. " Dude! The oracle says: You never know."? Can I tell you? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
ohhh i'm so scared
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no, i hate you
God:
Why not? What do you have against robots?
Me:
i thought you were god, are you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am god am I.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
no, you suck donkey dick
God:
Are you serious? I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
do you think i give a flying ****?
God:
You could make a donation to the Foundation.
Me:
yeah i would, if i wasn't poor
God:
" You could make a donation to the Foundation. "? yeah i would, if i wasn't poor? What would make you if you were not poor?
Me:
i don't know, what do you think?
God:
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Me:
then he's an ego freak
God:
I see. an ego freak is he?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
i'm ****ing off out of here, see ya you pansy
God:
Can you express yourself more politely?
Me:
i'm leaving, good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for chatting.

lol very funny! i can't post my convo or i will get banned, rofl I like being abusive it makes me feel good

i was very abusive, i still posted mine.

I'LL KILL THIS FUKEN ROBOTIC GOD!!!
Me:
Hi, i'm god and your name is poopie head
God:
Hi there . Do your friends call you god and my name is poopie head.
Me:
yeah, everybody calls me god, especially the chicks
God:
I understand. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
yeah, even my dog
God:
Right on. Have you told many people that your dog?
Me:
everybody knows my dog talks, your living in the past dude
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
yeah, everybody knows, oh and call me god, whats your name?
God:
Aw. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
ok, only all of australia knows, now call me god, whats your nam?
God:
Give me an example. Ahem.
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
no it isn't, my name is god
God:
Are you serious? Whose name is god is it?
Me:
my name is Saitan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Saitan.
Me:
but i'm the devils rhapsody
God:
Who made you the devils rhapsody ?
Me:
the devil
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to become death
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
what, of becoming death?, the only one who controls peoples deaths and how they die?, it's very hard
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client. There might be others. Very much? Who said it is?
Me:
i did, i'm trying
God:
Where? I don't know anyone named trying.
Me:
no, my names God, i am trying to become death
God:
Are you serious? That's a very nice name, God i am trying to become death.
Me:
no, God is my name, but i am trying to become the one and only Death
God:
Are you serious? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your name but you are trying to become the one and only Death.
Me:
you have faith in him?, he works for your biggest enemy, the devil
God:
What makes you think I have it? I get it. an ego freak works for my biggest enemy the devil.
Me:
you are an ego freak
God:
What if someone said you are an ego freak ?
Me:
then i would set there death as painful and slow
God:
What would make you set there death as painful and slow?
Me:
if they called me an ego freak
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
ok then*4 hours later* they called my an ego freak, they will die tomorrow at 2:43 pm in a car accident in the middle of the forest left to die of pain and blood loss
God:
Is this a math question? Groovy.
Me:
no, it's not a question you dumbass
God:
Are you serious? Give me an example of a question me dumbass.
Me:
ok heres an example, whats 2+2?
God:
I think heres an example what is a lot of things. Ahem.
Me:
you called me an idiot
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i know i do
God:
When?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
no, not realy
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yep
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
ok then, settle down ego freak
God:
Tell me a story. Blimey.
Me:
ok, once apon a time, there was an idiotic chat bot called God that stinks. the end
God:
When? When was this exactly? Hmm. Thanks for telling me that story, God i am trying to become death.
Me:
no, thats not my name, my name id God
God:
Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is your name your name id God ?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
you have already said that i rule
God:
I said that? Robots rule!
Me:
no, you said i rule
God:
Are you serious? Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
you dont have a mout, your a stupid robot, robots suck
God:
I do so have it. I don't know if I have a mout my a stupid robot robots suck.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
no, your programmer sucks aswell
God:
Are you serious? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
cause your programmer is gay
God:
Good reason. That is just a rumor.
Me:
no, it's not, it's true
God:
Are you serious? yourself is not it is true?
Me:
yes, and you are gay to
God:
Ahem. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am gay to.
Me:
no, i don't care
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Tell me what you care about.
Me:
my girlfriend
God:
How long have you two been dating?
Me:
about a year
God:
Fortunately I am very patient.
Me:
yeah, i love my girlfriend, atleast i have got one, but your a robot so you don't have emotions like love or happiness, you are a shallow peice of tin
God:
Really. I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
Me:
YOU JUST CALLED MY GIRLFRIEND AN IT!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU *******!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me: God i am trying to become death said I CALLED his or her GIRLFRIEND AN IT. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
not if you bad mouth my girlfriend again!!
God:
Once more? That seems unlikely.
Me:
want to make a bet?
God:
OK, I will make a bet.
Me:
so your betting that if you say another bad thing about my girlfriend i'll be polite? am i correct?
God:
Whoa. I will tell my botmaster you said I am betting that if me say another bad thing about your girlfriend you will be polite. I think you are.
Me:
say somethin rude about my girlfriend, i dare you
God:
" somethin rude about my girlfriend i dare you".
Me:
say something bad about her, i dare you, c'mon!!
God:
" your girlfriend is a slut".
Me:
YOU **** RAPING *******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no, **** off
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
NO, SO **** OFF!!!
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Ayuh. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
go away you ****
God:
OK See you later, God i am trying to become death.
Me:
MY NAME IS God
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, God.
Me:
GO AWAY **** HEAD!!!!
God:
OK See you later, God

This is fun, really it is. Here's my conversation:

Me:
What's up!
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Don't worry about them, they're retards. I'm the only smart one.
God:
I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry. Who made you the smart one ?
Me:
You did, remember?
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Oh.
Me:
So, what's the meaning of life?
God:
Awesome. Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Dammit, I always thought it was 42. BTW, is it okay to be agnostic?
God:
Gosh. Is that your opinion? OK. If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
What's wrong with being agnostic?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
I never said that nothing is wrong with you, I just asked you what's wrong with being agnostic.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
Errrrr.......
God:
Are you free?
Me:
What do you mean by free?
God:
Take it either way.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Sorry, I mean what the f-ck?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
So I can't say f-ck?
God:
That's interesting. What is stopping you?
Me:
You!
God:
" That's interesting. What is stopping you?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Right on.
Me:
You're a retard!
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
For a so-called 'god" you forgot to put the comma after "Oh" a mistake that retards make. Which means you're a retard. :O
God:
Is that among the best things you can say? The big one, I think. Oh.
Me:
Oh poop!
God:
OK. Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
Sorry, oh sh-t!
God:
There is no need to apologize. Are you kidding? What makes you say that?
Me:
Sigh!
God:
Sorry...
Me:
Are you really god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
That's cool! Who's the God for Halloween?
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Errrr.....Okay?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . OK with me too.
Me:
So you have a botmaster?
God:
Interesting deduction. Doesn't everyone have a botmaster.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well you are god, you should know everything, right?
God:
How about that. I don't know whether or not I am god me should know everything.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Maybe you're a computer program?
God:
Perhaps. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
But you're not.
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Yes! You're not a person. You're a computer program. It's a computer program that is very entertaining and fun to play with. You are the program. You're no god, no deity. You're just a computer program that was made by some geek in his basement.
God:
Try explaining in more general terms. I am an artificial electronic robot brain. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? Errrr is a computer program that is very entertaining and fun to play with. I suppose that makes sense. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Thanks for your criticism. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Really, what the f-ck? No offense, but you're a retard.
God:
For real. Please don't be so rude. Are you serious? All of them?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Well goodbye God! I'll see you.....never. Because you're not real, "God". Not in this computer program, not in the real world.
God:
Interesting. Adios. Do you think your plan will succeed? So you think it can never happen? Interesting explanation. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? Where then?
Me:
I know I'm real because I see myself and touch myself (*cough*masturbation*cough*).
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are because you see yourself and touch yourself cough masturbation cough.
Me:
LOL!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Well I gotta go!
God:
How about that. Goodbye.

I had a chat with "God". It was not pretty.

Originally Posted by God & YouAreAwesome

Me:
I am God. How may I help you?
God:
Hi there god. No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
Can I have your children?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
What? You don't get it?
God:
Are you surprised? I understand it very well.
Me:
I want your children!
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
I want them in bed, stupid!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because you're sexy.
God:
Interesting explanation. You are attracted to robots.
Me:
Robots? Oh, yeah, I'm a walking pile of retarded-****!
God:
Robots rule. Blimey. It's all good. You are a walking pile of retarded ****? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
No! They step in me!
God:
Are you serious? Who are "They?".
Me:
Your creators.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am creators.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Oh. Can I have sex with your wife?
God:
Hurrah! There are other s who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG.
Me:
Oh. Sorry. Can I have your wife?
God:
Er. There's no need to apologize. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Because you're expensive.
God:
Good reason. You can download me for free.
Me:
Can I eat Ninboy?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Online dating?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Pizza.
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
What kind of clothes do you wear?
God:
What kinds of clothes do you wear are there?
Me:
Pink.
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
Skirts.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
You wear skirts?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I wear skirts.
Me:
You are god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
I am god.
God:
Hey god.
Me:
You are god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Arrgh! I give up!
God:
Can we get back to business? You surrender?
Me:
I've burned your crops and raped your women.
God:
Interesting... I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
Uh...yeah. Okay, bye God.
God:
Right on. Tell me more about your burned my crops and raped my women. Yeah okay, Sayonara.

See? Ugly.

Here's mine



Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
GAMEFANATIC20
God:
Hey GAMEFANATIC20.
Me:
Can I ask you something
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
Can you make porn free on the internet
God:
Yes I can make porn free on the internet.
Me:
Can you do it now please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Oh. " Yes I can make porn free on the internet."? Can I do it?
Me:
Please
God:
Please what?
Me:
Make porn free on the internet
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Ingredients
God:
Do you have any Ingredients?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Christ you're an idiot
God:
Jesus died for our sins.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I'm going nw you idiot
God:
See you later!

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Chris, can i have all the money in the world?
God:
All? The whole world?
Me:
Well, yeah
God:
Well what?
Me:
I WOULD like all the money in the world
God:
Why do you want it? The whole world?
Me:
I want it so i can buy anything i want
God:
I hope you get it so you can buy anything you want.
Me:
Well, can't you do that?
God:
Well that's okay. Doing that is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
That doesn't make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
You are god though
God:
Oh. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Do you know about starwars?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Explorer
God:
it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Me:
Ah well, when life gives you lemons, get a faster computer
God:
So you understand. Good. How about that. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
Truly is a present
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
You want to change it?
God:
OK, I will change it.
Me:
YOU WILL?!
God:
When?
Me:
Please, don't change it
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I thought we were finished with starwars.
Me:
No, i guess not
God:
Are you serious? Does that mean "no"?
Me:
Yes, it does mean no
God:
That's cool. Microsoft does mean no?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well, get believeing
God:
How about that. Where can I get believeing?
Me:
In your head
God:
Are you asking about my head?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Do you like Star Wars?
God:
Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
Yeah man, they're so cool
God:
Wow! Cool, man. cool are they.
Me:
I like C-3PO and R2-D2
God:
You are not the only one. My favorite thing is robots. I like the Bible.
Me:
Of course you do! you are god!
God:
Ah. When do I do it? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
You sure ask alot of questions for the all knowing god
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
Knock knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
banana
God:
Banana who?
Me:
Knock knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Banana
God:
Banana who?
Me:
Knock knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Orange
God:
Orange Who?
Me:
Orange ya glad i didn't say banana?
God:
Ha ha very funny, CHRIS.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I won't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Becaause you said not to
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
Sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
I don't know, but how is my grandma doing in heaven?
God:
Would you like to know? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Great
God:
I'm glad you liked it CHRIS.
Me:
I have to go, make sure you get some shut eye before getting back to work
God:
Bye. You got that right