Bet you didn't see this one coming, didn't ya?
For those who don't know. It's a show on Nick and i just like it so much that i'm doing this! I'll still continue my Zelda interveiws. It's not ending now. Well, why don't we start it out by interviewing Aang, shall we?
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Chapter One: Aang
(It's a new land. All new to me. I cross the plains on my horse, Boga, but the thing is, i don't know where to go. I am totally lost and all i have is a new recorder, the Kokiri Sword that i...*ahem* took from Mido and my horse.)
Me: Well, this sucks. How am i to interview people in this land when i don't know where i am? (Sees rainclouds coming) Crap. I'll be stuck in a thunderstorm, no doubt.
(As i continue on, hours pass and then the rains start. Groaning, i almost miss a young person standing in the distance)
Me: (Peers closly) Hello? HELLO!
Person: Hi there! Are you lost?
Me: Yeah, i'm trying to find Aang, but i don't know where to look.
(The boy suddenly jumps up in the air and lands close to me)
Boy: You found him. My name is Aang. Who are you?
Me: I'm LtZ.
Aang: Hey, weren't you the guy that love to torment Link when ever you interviewed people in Hyrule?
Me: What?! Where did you get that idea?
Aang: I saw a note taped on your back. It says: "Beware: This guy hates Link and loves to torment him! =Navi from Hyrule." Who's Navi?
Me: (Mentally pictures Navi in a glass bottle) Navi's just this annoying person in Hyrule.
Aang: I see...
Me: Well...(Hops off horse) I'm LtZ and i was going to interview you.
Aang: Yay! (He makes a wind sphere and sits on it) Okay, let's begin.
Me: Okay then. (Turns on recorder) Okay then, so you are the Avatar?
Aang: Yeah. (Thinks) Man, how can people guess it? Do i have an "I'm the Avatar!" stamped on my forehead? Note to self: Check for said stamp.
Me: Why do you have to learn all four elements? All you have to do is get the Waterbenders and Earthbenders to give there all on the Fire Nation and you unleash powerful hurricane-like storms on them, right?
Aang: Well, good point, but how will that help? You see, the Avatar is...well...let's just say he's stronger than everyone else. So if we just unleashed all the fury of heck on the Fire Nation like you said...How will that help? They'll simply start deploying their troops to singe us to death. If it were that easy, we would have done it a long time ago.
Me: I see...Okay, next...
Boga: (screams and runs off)
Me: BOGA! (Runs after her and stops to catch breath. Looks up) HOLY CRAP!
(A huge colossal size bison approaches us. As i am panicking, Aang is laughing)
Aang: Ha ha! Don't worry, LtZ. That's Appa.
Me: Impa? (Wonders how Zelda's caretaker somehow transformed into a huge bison)
Aang: No, Appa. He's my friend.
Me: I see...So, why is Zuko so obsessed with finding you?
Aang: Because i have here, in my pockets, the Zelda CD-I games that he has and he doesn't want me to let the world know. You are the only other soul here that knows.
Me: Woah...
Aang: Besides that, it's because I am the Avatar and the Fire Nation knows this and they want to stop it.
Me: So they can continue to ruthlessly plunge this land into darkness? Reminds me of Ganondorf when he tries to take over Hyrule.
Aang: Well, possibly.
(Suddenly, there's a huge screech in the air. Aang turns around and scans the area.)
Aang: LtZ...I sense trouble...
(A monster shows up out of nowhere and starts running towards us)
Aang: LtZ! Run for cover! I'll hold him off!
Me: Don't. (I take out my sword)
Aang: That sword won't do much, LtZ! You've got to run!
(Without thinking, i quickly hold my hands in the air)
Me: FIRAGA!
(A big ball of fire shoots out of my hands and attack the dragon. I then jump up in the air and down a downward thrust into the monster's head like Link does. The monster unleashes one final cry and then dies. I turn around smugly to see Aang with a furious look on his face)
Aang: You're a Firebender! I knew i shouldn't have trusted you!
Me: Now, Aang. Look. There's...(Gets blown back by Aang's attack) Aang! Are you gonna do that to every single Firebender you meet!?
Aang: Firebenders are the reason there's a war going on! They do nothing but destroy anything alive!
Me: I see.
Aang: Just like now! You've set 3 trees ablazed. Within minutes to an hour, you'll have begun a forest fire.
Me: I can put it out.
Aang: How?
Me: WATERAGA! (The spell crashes into the burning trees and puts the fire out) See?
Aang:
You're a Firebender AND a Waterbender? Just who am i talking too?
Me: I am no fire/earth/wind/air bender. I'm just a guy who learned to summon spells from distant lands.
Aang: Are you sure?
Me: I'm sure. Now, We should be off...but where's my horse?
Aang: She ran off. Well, we'd best go back to Sokka and Katara. Come with me.
Me: Okay then. (I mount Appa with difficulty)
Aang: Appa! Yip, yip!
(Appa rises in the air and starts to fly. Great, a HUGE FLYING BISON? All this is too much for me and i pass out. I do not know what sort of trouble i'm heading into. But what i do know is, Navi must pay for posting that sign on my back.)
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How did you like it? I hope i stuck to the character and made it funny at the same time. Up next...You decide!
