Whooo...its lawn bowls chance to shine.

Further information for those that didn't split amicable from the best damn empire there every was. Many countries that are republics still compete because they were still part of the empire when they used to be called the Empire games. We have all the usual olympic type events plus lawn bowls, squash, cricket, netball. Essential all the sports the U.S. doesn't exactly understand. And due to the fact that the U.S.A and all those former soviet countries don't compete, Australia dominates the sports we always get bronze in at the olympics.

*Goes to the lounge chair, pulls out a little green and gold flag with lawn bowls written on it.*