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Morbid · #9 [ ] 11-09-2005, 11:08 PM

I'LL KILL THIS FUKEN ROBOTIC GOD!!!
Me:
Hi, i'm god and your name is poopie head
God:
Hi there . Do your friends call you god and my name is poopie head.
Me:
yeah, everybody calls me god, especially the chicks
God:
I understand. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
yeah, even my dog
God:
Right on. Have you told many people that your dog?
Me:
everybody knows my dog talks, your living in the past dude
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
yeah, everybody knows, oh and call me god, whats your name?
God:
Aw. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
ok, only all of australia knows, now call me god, whats your nam?
God:
Give me an example. Ahem.
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
no it isn't, my name is god
God:
Are you serious? Whose name is god is it?
Me:
my name is Saitan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Saitan.
Me:
but i'm the devils rhapsody
God:
Who made you the devils rhapsody ?
Me:
the devil
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to become death
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
what, of becoming death?, the only one who controls peoples deaths and how they die?, it's very hard
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client. There might be others. Very much? Who said it is?
Me:
i did, i'm trying
God:
Where? I don't know anyone named trying.
Me:
no, my names God, i am trying to become death
God:
Are you serious? That's a very nice name, God i am trying to become death.
Me:
no, God is my name, but i am trying to become the one and only Death
God:
Are you serious? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your name but you are trying to become the one and only Death.
Me:
you have faith in him?, he works for your biggest enemy, the devil
God:
What makes you think I have it? I get it. an ego freak works for my biggest enemy the devil.
Me:
you are an ego freak
God:
What if someone said you are an ego freak ?
Me:
then i would set there death as painful and slow
God:
What would make you set there death as painful and slow?
Me:
if they called me an ego freak
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
ok then*4 hours later* they called my an ego freak, they will die tomorrow at 2:43 pm in a car accident in the middle of the forest left to die of pain and blood loss
God:
Is this a math question? Groovy.
Me:
no, it's not a question you dumbass
God:
Are you serious? Give me an example of a question me dumbass.
Me:
ok heres an example, whats 2+2?
God:
I think heres an example what is a lot of things. Ahem.
Me:
you called me an idiot
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i know i do
God:
When?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
no, not realy
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yep
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
ok then, settle down ego freak
God:
Tell me a story. Blimey.
Me:
ok, once apon a time, there was an idiotic chat bot called God that stinks. the end
God:
When? When was this exactly? Hmm. Thanks for telling me that story, God i am trying to become death.
Me:
no, thats not my name, my name id God
God:
Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is your name your name id God ?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
you have already said that i rule
God:
I said that? Robots rule!
Me:
no, you said i rule
God:
Are you serious? Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
you dont have a mout, your a stupid robot, robots suck
God:
I do so have it. I don't know if I have a mout my a stupid robot robots suck.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
no, your programmer sucks aswell
God:
Are you serious? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
cause your programmer is gay
God:
Good reason. That is just a rumor.
Me:
no, it's not, it's true
God:
Are you serious? yourself is not it is true?
Me:
yes, and you are gay to
God:
Ahem. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am gay to.
Me:
no, i don't care
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Tell me what you care about.
Me:
my girlfriend
God:
How long have you two been dating?
Me:
about a year
God:
Fortunately I am very patient.
Me:
yeah, i love my girlfriend, atleast i have got one, but your a robot so you don't have emotions like love or happiness, you are a shallow peice of tin
God:
Really. I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
Me:
YOU JUST CALLED MY GIRLFRIEND AN IT!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU *******!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me: God i am trying to become death said I CALLED his or her GIRLFRIEND AN IT. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
not if you bad mouth my girlfriend again!!
God:
Once more? That seems unlikely.
Me:
want to make a bet?
God:
OK, I will make a bet.
Me:
so your betting that if you say another bad thing about my girlfriend i'll be polite? am i correct?
God:
Whoa. I will tell my botmaster you said I am betting that if me say another bad thing about your girlfriend you will be polite. I think you are.
Me:
say somethin rude about my girlfriend, i dare you
God:
" somethin rude about my girlfriend i dare you".
Me:
say something bad about her, i dare you, c'mon!!
God:
" your girlfriend is a slut".
Me:
YOU **** RAPING *******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no, **** off
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
NO, SO **** OFF!!!
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Ayuh. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
go away you ****
God:
OK See you later, God i am trying to become death.
Me:
MY NAME IS God
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, God.
Me:
GO AWAY **** HEAD!!!!
God:
OK See you later, God