Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you know Ninboy?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
About 7:19 this morning.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 7 19 this morning.
Me:
Why were you talking about that? Doesn't Ninboy have anything better to talk about?
God:
The topic is 7 19 this morning. I can't tell if Ninboy have anything better to talk about.
Me:
That topic is stupid.
God:
" I can't tell if Ninboy have anything better to talk about." topic is stupid ? Does that make sense?
Me:
You don't make sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
That is because your God, dummy.
God:
That makes sense to me. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God dummy.
Me:
Get your ferret off my lunchbox!
God:
Where can I get my ferret off your lunchbox?
Me:
Wanna go get a steak dinner?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
Fine don't come. Just me and Ninboy.
God:
I am glad to hear it. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. YOU? Is that your final answer?
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Why do you talk in the third person?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
Do you think you are better than me?
God:
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
Me:
Not me.
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
Everyone else.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
I know, I am God.
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
Thanks, who are you?
God:
You are quite welcome! I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:

God:
You are quite welcome! I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
No, I am the Almighy, God himself.
God:
Are you serious? Who made you the Almighy God himself ?
Me:
You did, that night you were wasted.
God:
Did I really?

Wow Ninboy, you had no idea how much fun I had with that.

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