This is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever written. But I'll let you all decide how bad it is
Malon and the owl
Owl: Hoot hoot hoo! It seems you have become stronger, but you must be stronger still as many trials await you.
Malon: er what? Who are you?
Owl: You must give Epona to the fairy boy of the forest. Many trials await. Do not be alarmed, you will grow stronger.
Malon: What?
Owl: Use your map to find your way. The yellow arrow is your current position, the red arrow marks the point where you entered the area. Use the L button to hide the map. Listen closely to the song of the forest, follow your ears. Here time moves normally but while in a town or building time will stand still. Many trials await.
Did you understand what I just said?
Yes
No
Malon: No, erk! I mean yes YES!
Owl: Use your map to find your way. The yellow arrow is your current position, the red arrow marks the point where you entered the area. Use the L button to hide the map. Listen closely to the song of the forest, follow your ears. Here time moves normally but while in a town or building time will stand still. Many trials await.
Do you want me to repeat what I said?
Yes
No
Malon: Yes-er I mean NO!
Owl: Use your map to find your way. The yellow arrow is your current position, the red arrow marks the point where you entered the area. Use the L button to hide the map. Listen closely to the song of the forest, follow your ears. Here time moves normally but while in a town or building time will stand still. Many trials await.
Do you understand?
Yes
No
Malon:...
Owl: You are a clever child. Hoot hoot hoo etc and whatnot. (flys away)
Malon:...