Because I said I was an elite, right?

Noob- Plainly an idiot. Someone who is annoying online a USUALYL TYPIZ IN CAPZ WID LOTZ OF MISSPEKLLING N GARMMIR!

Taken from definition #8 from urbandictionary.com

P.S. You don't know me, so I'm automatically not an elite? God forbid I don't gain the respect of one T-Nemesis because I don't spend all day wanking in the Zelda or New Members section.

Edit: The fact that your dumbass post got deleted doesn't give you permission to instant message me. Please don't ever do so again, even if you feel the need to proclaim your bad taste.