Dumb things you've done

We all do it , you know the stupid things we do in are daily lives and most of us dont even now what we've done or said until latter on, like today i was like to this girl i liked and i forgot her name and i said "Katie can you help me out in this problem" and she got supper pissed at me, and i was like "crap" or once i thought i saw my friend and i punched the guy i thought was my friend and i was like "holy S**t" and the guy turn around and he was like "what the F@%k are you doing" and i was like my bad and then i walked away, so how bout any of you guys out there any dumb things you've done?

*Thinks a Minute* Yes... yes... I remember now! I was climbing my ladder to the top of my house to see the fireworks from the Oyaster Bake (A San Antonio carnival). When I was going back down I got scared. I jumped from the roof and broke my arm! :embrsd:

Playing all the way through OoT again after my friend told me that there was a "secret" ending. I don't talk to him much anymore...
I do have a good embarassing moment, too, but this happened a few years ago:
I was switching schools, and I had to take all of my assignments and projects home one day. I think I was in, like, second grade, but our washer was broken, and I had to go commando that day. It wouldn't have been so bad if I had remembered to wear a belt. Yeah, my pants fell down. Right in front of a girl I liked. At least I wasn't going to that school anymore...

lol! Here's a good one. One time after bascketball practice I was so fatigued and hungry. (keep in mind I was really tired and about to faint, so I couldn't think straight) When I got home no body was there so I raided the fridge for food and I found this bowl of what I thought was chili or some kind of soup. So I downed that and when my mom came home I complimented her on that tomato soup she made. And she said that was no soup, but a bowl of salsa. After that I was on the can for a week. ....ohh *shudders* ...I remember the burn.

Well...i explained this in farore as we had a similar topic. But i dont feel like going into detail.

Lets just say I wound up on the interstate near my neighboorhood park, and got beeped at by the police.

But as for me and my moments...well, i dont necessarily get them more often, the are just more profound. Anyway, once i hit this guys porshe with a tennis ball when i was at lessons. And another time walked into the boys bathroom ON ACCIDENT. More scary than stupid really..

oh yeah that reminded me when me and my friends "ACCIDENTLY" went to the girl bathroom, ohh and one time i saw mad people running and i heard the cops were coming so i was out and "cause it doesn’t matter who you are there the cops will arrest you if they see a group running from them" so then when i thought there was no cops behind me i ran inside a store and when i got out a cop slammed me on the floor and was like is this one of them and the other guy was like nahhh, and i was like "thank god"

I guess this is the most recent of my stupid doings. Well, one day after school, when my mom picked me up, we headed over to my little brother's school as usual. I thought we were sitting there, waiting for him to finish up after school band, when my mom told me that she brought my guitar to him earlier that day. She told me he was using my guitar for the talent show auditions. I got really mad, and ran into the school building. I hate when anyone messes with my guitar. Actually, I hate when anyone messes with anything of mine.

Anyways, when I got into the gym, I walked up to where he was sitting, grabbed my guitar, and went back to the car.

Later, I found out he never played for the auditions. And, because they felt sorry for him, they went ahead and let him be in the talent show. My other brother even told me that the whole gym was laughing at him, when I stormed off with the guitar.

And yeah, it was stupid of me to go in there and get it. It made me feel really bad, too. Sometimes I just can't help my temper.

I think some of the older ZU'ers will remeber this. I did a lot of stupid crap back in my n00b days as big_al, but this takes the cake.

It was during the Summer 2004 awards that Kazan nominated me for Biggest A-hole. Well, of course I was pissed and started going off in a rant about it and going so far as putting in my sig a 'don't nominate me for Biggest A-Hole Award' message. I was up aginst Captian Cornflake (then capncornflake) and I was the one that nominated him as a defense as back then, I hated him. However, in the end, I won in an astonshing 14-7.

Ahh, how stupid I was back then.

I built a styrofoam airplane and was playing with it with my father. He threw it and i was going to catch it. The sun was in my eyes so I closed them. I obviously could not see so I ran into my tree and scraped half my face off. Good times, good times.

Oh yeah I reamber one!

I was around 9 or so.I wanted a game at gamestop so I went and look and I kept looking and looking.-_-and of course I went up in counter asked did they have it.They said look over there..so I looked and what do you no still couldent find it!Then my Mom asks whats takeing so long I tell her im trying find the dumb game and it was right in front of me; how dumb I was.

Also I reamber other one!

I was fooling around whith my Sonic plushie once and I was angry and I started throwing him at stuff(like that wall or tree outside)

And I over did it and his poor stuffie plushie broke oh pain it was.I felt so dumb.My brother was crazy and he took the body and put a crash Plushie head on it!(Yes I wonder how he got a crash plushie head...) But that was........ 4 years ago???

Here we go with a great topic :cool:

This one time when I was in 5th grade we were doing science and my teacher asks "What is the first layer of the earth?" Then no one answered...
Then my teacher said "Okay, it is a name of a toothpaste." Some girl rose her hand and said "Crust!" and she got it right. Then my teacher said "What is the second layer?" I felt pretty confident on this one so I rose my hand and said "Aquafresh!" Then the whole class laughed at me.

Then this one time in 4th grade I was racing this kid at school at lunch and I was winning then I tripped over a chipped piece of cement and I rolled and tumbled into it and eventually got up with a bleeding lip. Which then the kid I was racing started to laugh, because I lost...

There is a lot of others but I'm too tired to remember... :confused:

Oh yeah and this one time I was really really bored. So I took an empty 2 liter of sprite with its lid on, and my baseball bat and hit the 2 liter with the bat. Then the bat flew up and nailed me in the forehead.

This one time when I was 2 my brother was playing Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis and he got all the way to the last level and I walked up to the Genesis and pressed the reset button just to here it say "Sega!!!"

Oh yeah and I bought a Dreamcast about a day before they annouced they were going out of business XD

When i was younger my friend and I were climbing trees, and just after playing Donkey Kong, we thought we could swing from the rope 20 ft (not sure bout measurement but it was high), lets just say it ended in a gameover (no lives lost) Hit the ground hard, but nothing was broke, but i couldnt ride my bike for about a month cuz of the blisters on my hands,

It may have involved me throwing a party where around 150 people showed up but I won't telln you what I did. (does not involve me drinking, having sex, doing drugs, or destroying anything) Now that I told you what it MAY have involved, I would like to tell you that this party is just a rumor even though people are still talking about and spreading the rumor it almost 10 months after it suppoesedly happened, which it did not.

Even though that whole first post was seemingly one sentence... Head explodes. I will reply anyway. I have done some PRETTY dumb stuff in my thirteen years of life, the number one probably being when I was seven and thought that a cup of whisky on the kitchen table was my juice cup. MAN OH MAN did that convince me never to drink again. XD

Me, well I have enbarrising ones, (says really quiet*pm me if you want ONE*) but here is one: I was talking to an armenian friend of mine and then she talked through most of recess (nonstop). I was thinking, ironically about zelda, then yelled "Yeah!" at the fact that I almost beat a game. Wrong time. She had finally finshed talking. The topic? The 90th anniversery of the armenian genocide. Let's just say it's a lot harder to speak *points to throat*.

When I was 12 years old, I managed to trip over my own feet one day very early into the summer. I managed to break 3 bones at once because of my own klutziness. Not only did it hurt really badly but I couldnt go swimming all summer! I felt so dumb for tripping over my own feet (even my Mom laughed at me for that one) and some of my friends still make fun of me for being such a klutz! Almost 8 years later and I'm still as clumsy as ever.

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