Man, now there's a movie! You start out with this guy who works at a call center who you see playing Zelda on the gameboy under his desk. His boss sees him and fires him on the spot. He starts walking home all sad but then starts to daydream about how much cooler his life would be if it was like Zelda. He starts running around acting like he is facing hoardes of moblins and octoroks when suddenly you shift back to reality and he is swooped of the street by a California Condor.

It's GOLD!