
07-24-2009, 01:58 AM
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Re: Ganon's Imprisonment (a play) Thanks! Here's more!
Ganon: What? You can't just appear out of nowhere!
Octorock: Oh I did? Just to let you know I want my retirement money now!
Ganon: (Mouth open wide.) What retirement money? I created you.
Octorock: Oh yeah I forgot you did create me. My bad. What do you want to do my king?
Ganon: I want to get out of here and takeover Hyrule.
Octorock: Um there's a problem with that. Isn't that Seal thingy inescapable?
Ganon: Well... yes. The one thing that the Sages forgot was that I have the ToP!
Octorock: What is the ToP exactly?
Ganon: (Getting angry.) The Triforce of Power. You know Power of the Gods.
Octorock: (Puzzled.) I have no idea what that is master. (Gets idea.) Master you could break out of here with that fancy ToP of yours and conquer Hyrule.
Ganon: I really am dumb aren't I? If I escape I'll get sealed again probably though.
Octorock: (Puts on sunglasses and sings "Bad to the Bone".) I need to get back to the Light World. I have a wife and 110 kids to feed. (Whispers so Ganon can't hear.) Thank goodness I found a way out of here. (Picks up the Magic Mirror and warps out.)
Ganon: Now where did that Octorock go? (Yells for hours.)
That's as much as I can probably write tonight. Write more when had more sleep.
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