I didn't read it all, I wasn't sure if you are joking or not.

I mean there were alot of cliches in there (Ganon forcing Zelda to marry him, sword from grandfather, ect.), plenty of holes (Why did Link go off and help? Why does he have this fairy partner? Why is the Master Sword in pieces?), using past references for the sake of it (Nabooru, Kaubora, Navi, The entire Jabu Jabu and Zora Princess wanting to marry thing, ect.), unoriginal plot (entire game is a fetch quest, re-uses OoT story in parts) and doesn't seem to have any big mechanic to it. That and you call black magic "shadowmancy" when such a thing would actually be magic to do with shadows, not actual black magic. The Zora/Human thing seems like its just thrown in there because it seems cool yet has no actual purpose.

I'm just hoping it is a joke that I didn't get