Chapter 1: A rose by any other name - except mine
I was in a restaurant enjoying an Indian salmon-dish, or at least the thought of it. When it finally arrived, I figured the $20 pricetag must have been for the feeling of excitement while waiting for its arrival, since the product itself seemed to have less fins than the waiter serving it! However, my evening was not all ruined, as I got a call from someone who was more fishy than this dish had ever been, and he wanted to talk to me. We scheduled a meeting at my office, where I was waiting 20 minutes later when he knocked on my door.

Future: Peefy Danger, I assume?
Peefy: The feeling is mutual, and you are Jaap Future?
Future: Yes, and no clever jokes.
Peefy: I imagine those would go over your head.
Future: What?
Peefy: Nevermind, now, what did you want to talk about?

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