Hi guys! It's me, darkus triforce(), and I have written a play about the sages from OoT. It takes place about 5 years after the adult end of OoT, in the chamber of the sages, right after the sages sealed away anothwer evil that had nothing to do with ganon-doofus. Well, here goes:

Nabooru: Well, that was easy!
Impa: Yes. That was quite an easy task.
Nabooru: And I can sleep well at night knowing that I, Nabooru, was the most important one in the defeating that scoundrel!
Impa: That's a lie!!! How could you do anything important? YOu're just the Sage of Spirit. Spirits cant do anything! I, on the other, am the sage of the most powerful of forces: Shadow.
Nabooru: Pssssh! Shadow's just when a candle goes out. I am the embodiment of LIFE!!!
Impa: Oh yeah! Shadow's WAAAYYY more important than spirit, right Rauru?
Rauru: Well, I don't rea-
Impa: *whispers to Rauru*Without shadow there can't be light...
Rauru: Err... as I was saying, I don't really think spirit is very important at all. Yes. That i what I was going to say!
Nabooru: Oh no you didn't sister! Trying to get the others on your side??? Well, two can play at that. For instance, Saria, arn't plants full of life? And spirit is the root of all forest life. Don't you see, spirit made forest!
Saria: That is a very fine point! I go on your side spirit-gal!
Ruto: *mutters* Idiots...
Impa: Hey, ruto, didn't you know that the majority of the ocean is covered in shadows?
Ruto: Errrmmm... ummm... of course I did! Thats why I'm going to your side, Impa!
Darunia: I'm the only sage left... don't get me nto this!!!
Nabooru: *whispers to Darunia* I'll get you a top-quality rock sirloin...
Darunia: On second though, fire is a metaphoric term for life and warmth, so I will go with spirit!
Impa: SO it's all tied up now, Nabooru...
Nabooru: Guess so, Impa...
Impa: LET US DO BATTLE!!!

Narrator: After many long years of fighting, he sages decide to make a truce, and leave the sacred realm to ask the people which was more important: Shaodw or Spirit. But they didn't know that in the time they were fighting, the wrath of the Twilight had come and gone, and the Temple of Time, the one portal between the two realms, was in ruin.

Nabooru: Well, here goes. Rauru, open the gate to Hyrule...
Rauru: Of course. *Rauru attempts to open the door by muttering an incantaion*
Rauru: What? It isn't working... Maybe something is wrong with the temple? I shall use my powers as the sage of light, the only sage capable of this spell, to look into hyrule and see the temple.
OH, *****!!!
*everyone gasps*
Ruto: What's wrong?
Rauru: The temple is in ruins, and the gates between realms destroyes...
Saria: But then, how do we end this fued?*everyone pauses and thinks for about 5 seconds*
Everyone: LET US DO BATTLE!!!!!!

Narrator: So they fought forver, and ever, and ever... those sages have no life, do they?


THE END
Darunia: Hey, where's my rock sirloin???