Chapter 2: GOOGLE!

Navi: let's go. Follow me.

Red: wait... look who's coming

Green: Oh great...

Saria: GOOGLE!!! *trips with a rock* Ouch... I meant... *gets up* YAHOO!!!

Red: You talk to her.

Green: why do I have to talk to her?

Red: She's retarded. You two understand each other.

Green: Ha ha... very funny...

Saria: Hey! You all got a-

Red: Shut up *throws a rock at Saria's head*

Green: WHAT THE HELL RED!?

Red: What?

Green: You threw a rock at her!

Red: So what, I've been throwing rocks at her head for years...

Blue: Well that's explains a bit

Purple: heh heh...

Saria: GOOOOOOOGLE!!! *passes out*

Green: Oh whatever. *continues to walk with the other Link's and Navi*

Navi: come on guys, hurry!

Green: what’s the big rush fairy? Is someone dying?

Navi: hopefully, the Deku Tree…

Blue: What was that?

Navi: Nothing. Just hurry.

Red: Seriously Tinkerbell, why do we have to hurry?

Navi: My name is Navi, and I just want you to hurry because… um… I fly to fast you know… I don’t want you to fall behind and get lost.

Blue: You don’t have to worry about us. We know the way to the Deku Tree. There’s no way we can-

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Mido: GET LOST!

Navi: Come on! Let them go through Mido!

Mido: Never!

Red: Look buddy, we outnumber you. Don’t make us-

Mido: what? Are you going to jump me or something? Well bring it on! I got enough for all of you losers.

Green: *sigh* What do we have to do to get through without having to turn to violence?

Mido: Get a sword and shield for each one of you… except for the fairy of course.

Red: Alright… but Mido, we’re gonna come back with swords and shields and then you’ll pay.

Mido: Sure… Now move along.

-All Links go away-

Green: where are we going to find swords and shields?

Red: They sell shields in a shop nearby.

Green: Good, but what about the swords?

Salesman: Swords! I sell swords! Come take your cheap high quality swords for a low price! Only 2 rupees each!

Blue: hmm… Hey you!

Salesman: Who me?

Blue: yes you.

Salesman: would you like to buy a sword?

Blue: No thanks, but can you please shut up? We’re trying to think here.

Salesman: Oh sorry. It’s just that, my swords aren’t selling very well…

Blue: Why don’t you go into the Lost Woods and look for some stalfos? I bet they’ll be interested in getting some new swords.

Salesman: Good Idea! Thanks. Here, take this sword for free.

Blue: No please. Just keep it.

Salesman: Just take it as a sign of my gratitude.

Blue: That’s ok. Just keep it.

Salesman: You keep it.

Blue: No you keep it.

Salesman: You

Blue: You

Salesman: You

Blue: You

Salesman: You

Blue: alright fine. I’ll keep it. Thank you.

Salesman: No, thank YOU.

Blue: You

Salesman: You

Blue: You

Salesman: You

Blue: You

Both: Alright fine. Your welcome.

Salesman: *Goes into the Lost Woods*

Blue: Selling swords for 2 rupees… What a moron!

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The rising sun will eventually set,
A newborn’s life will fade.
From sun to moon, moon to sun.
Give peaceful rest to the living dead.