And we're back
some time ago, Prince Deity started a parody called "
FS Link in
OoT" and after a few chapters, I joined him and we started making the parody together. We stopped writing it after a while. And now, after some loooong time, we've decided to revive the parody! Here is the first chapter of our parody, which is a rewrite of the original by the way. Enjoy!
---In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule live the kokiri, the children of the forest. Each Kokiri has his or-
Trickster: Shut up!
Prince Diety: Yeah. It's starting already.
---Sorry. Please don't fire me!
FS Link in OoT Parody
witten by Prince Deity and Trickster (Trickster and Prince Deity
)
Chapter one: The Heroes...
Deku Tree: Navi, come here…
Navi: Huh?
Deku Tree: Navi come to me
Navi: Ok…
Deku Tree: Navi come to me!
Navi: I’m coming, I’m coming! *flies over to the Deku Tree* What do you want?!
Deku Tree: … Who are you?
Navi: I’m Navi!
Deku Tree: oh yes, Navi.
*awkward silence*
Navi: … so?
Deku Tree: so…?
Navi: You wanted to see me?
Deku Tree: See who?
Navi: ME!!!
Deku Tree: Who are you?
Navi: I’M NAVI!
Deku Tree: … so why are you here?
Navi: *sigh* They don’t pay me enough for this. I’m here because the “Great” Deku Tree wanted to see me
Deku Tree: … who’s the Great Deku Tree?
Navi: YOU!!!
Deku Tree: Oh ok… so who are you again?
Navi: *slaps the Deku Tree*
Deku Tree: how did you do that? You don’t even have any arms to-
Navi: *Slaps the Deku Tree again* focus!
Deku Tree: How the hell-
Navi: *Slap* You’re getting to old for this… *Slap* FOCUS!
Deku Tree: This doesn’t seem *Gets slapped* physically possible! *Gets slapped again*
Navi: *Slap slap slap slapslapslapslapslapslap*
Deku Tree: Alright I remember already! Navi, bring the Links here now!
Navi: Alright…
Deku Tree: Oh and one more thing…
Navi: Yes?
Deku Tree: You still owe me 30 rupees.
Navi: Oh so THAT you remember huh? *Flies away*
--- And so, the brave fairy flew through the forest in search of the Heros that will save the world!
Navi: Good job spoiling the ending...
-Links’ house-
Blue: *wakes up screaming* ahh!
Green: What’s wrong Blue?
Red: *Wakes up* What now?
Blue: I had a nightmare.
Green: What was it about?
Blue: It was horrible…
Red: Just talk.
Blue: Well… We were in front of the entrance to Hyrule Castle town and the bridge came down to let us in and… a women with a girl on her hands came out ridding a horse quickly as if trying to get away from something and then… I looked inside the town and there was this… this… Poster on the wall announcing High School Musical 3!!!
Green and Red: *Gasp*
Red: They wouldn’t dare.
Green: No wonder the woman was getting away from the town. It was just a dream Blue. It’ll be ok.
Red: … But what if they did make a third one?
Blue: Ahh!
Green: Red… d-d-d-don’t s-scare him!
Red: I mean seriously, when was the last time we went into town? Maybe they-
Green: RED! Shut up!
Red: Don’t tell me to shut up!
Green: I wouldn’t tell you to shut up if you could shut up yourself, but you can’t even do that by yourself!
Red: Oh yeah? Come here and I’ll show you how to shut up someone!
Blue: guys just stop fighting! You guys always fight and-
-BAM!-
Green Red and Blue: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Red: Sounded like something crashed on our window.
Green: I’ll go check it out *steps out of the house*
Navi: Ouch! Stupid Windex and your stupid window-cleaning powers.
Green: Was it you that crashed against our window?
Navi: yeah… *Flies over to Green* May I come in for a second?
Green: Sure.
-both go inside the house-
Red: Purple get your lazy butt up!
Purple: What for? To live another day of my miserable life?
Red: Get up now! We have visits.
Purple: Shut up and let me sleep! Why should I even wake up? I want to sleep forever *takes out a bloody razor*
Red: *drags Purple off the bed* Now!
Purple: *hits the floor* fine, I’m awake. *gets up*
Navi: Guys, the Deku Tree wants to see you all.
Green: The Deku Tree? What does he want us for?
Navi: just don’t ask any questions and follow me.
Green: Ok but can you step out for a second please so we can get ready?
Navi: but you’re already dressed and-
Green: Please.
Navi: Ok but hurry up. * goes out of the house*
Green: *closes the door*
Blue: I got a bad feeling about this…
Red: yeah… why would the Deku Tree want to see us?
Purple: I say we kill the fairy... *brandishes the bloody razor*
Green: I don’t know… I think we should go check out what he wants… it might be important
Red: yeah. Maybe we’ll get to kick some ass!
Purple: Fine... *puts razor away after "accidentally" cutting himself*
Blue: Yeah let’s go. What could go wrong? I mean, it’s not like he’s going to eat us or something right?