If I read a respected and acclaimed book, such as Blood Meridian, and I don't like it, that must mean it's the worst book ever written.

If somebody around me commits suicide, I caused it because I am the catalyst of every action on this planet.

If I am not dating someone I would marry, I'm wasting my life because most people get married and imply that I should do so as well.

If somebody has a different belief about God, he or she is wrong because I know the secrets of the universe.