No worries mate.

See if you can throw a few Egyptian jokes in as well. Thats if you want to. Google can find a few for you, one i can think of from the top of my head is

What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?............................................ .....Wrap.

The Nile is an excellent topic as well. Did you know that it is 6695km long.

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