We're not the landlords, y'all, so about 99% of your suggestions (okay, 75% with the door-locking thing) are fairly useless.

Just saying. =|

We actually already have a door lock that we use when we sleep, but we have no key (it was there when we moved in). Unfortunately a new lock isn't in the budget right now (rent and the ridiculous utility sums we've had since we moved in have raped us, and the job market/financial aid suck =|.

Thanks anyways guys.