Unfortunately, all the sign-ups are filled, and I'm starting going through them.

However, this does not mean you cannot participate. I am going to go through and try to make sure that everyone who signed up has a chance to do something, but we might run out of spots, so remember that the manliest men can be cheerleaders! After all, male cheerleaders get to grab more chick crotch than a professional basketball players grabs basketballs.