I didn't find it funny. Your delivery was horrible. Good day, sir.

Anyway, I thought long and hard about it, and I can honestly say that I couldn't think of anything truly original that could be used as a weapon. I mean, I could just go with my Brick idea for the umteenth time, but it just wouldn't be the same. Then, I realized that I was thinking on too grand a scale. A viable weapon or item doesn't have to be a hugely powerful weapon of mass destruction. Thusly, I thought on a smaller, more realistic scale, and this is what I came up with. Keep in mind that they're mostly revisions of current items, but I'm working on some ideas that are a bit more original.

Heavy Boots
Uses: Heavy Boots essentially serve the same purpose as the Iron Boots, which is to sink in deep water. However, they lack one distinct feature: magnetism. Unlike the Iron Boots, the Heavy Boots cannot stick to magnetic surfaces.

Appearance: The Heavy Boots are made of thick, heavy leather that is a rough matte brown in color. Beneath this leather is a lighter, smoother leather. These two layers are bound at the top and sides by thick, heavy string. There are also two heavy bronze shin plates. The soles and toes are coated in lead.


Wooden Boomerang
Uses: As with the Heavy Boots, the Wooden Boomerang is essentially a dumbed down version of, say, the Gale Boomerang. It possesses no magical features, and cannot target multiple targets at once.

Appearance: The Wooden Boomerang is made of simple oak, and is bound with leather on both ends. Red paint decorates it.

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