I do not believe I have ever heard anyone referred to as an "expert egg cracker". What is the criteria for such excellence?

Good job.

Assignment Time!

Finally it is time to cure Carol with the Anti-Batty Brownie! But, before you can, consider this: how will you feed it to her? Surely she will not eat it willingly. Find a way to feed Carol the brownie, but be careful...if you take too long she might wriggle out of the restraints and attack you again!

Feed Carol the brownie using the most comical method possible. 1,000 word minimum. And use more dialog, it seems to be a bit of a weak spot for you.

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