Let's go!
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Chapter 1-3 - Tetra
Link: HELLOOO? Pirate-woman? Are you here? *spots Tetra* Whoa! I hope that branch holds out long enough! *goes around the forest*
(surprise guest is in this part!)
???: HEY!
Link: W-w-w-w-w-w-who's th-th-th-there?! *draws sword*
???: I'm a fairy!
Link: What?! I don't even believe in you guys. Go bug my sister.
???: But I once helped out the Hero of Time!
Link: ................Keep talking.
(guess who it is! It's......)
Link: WHAAAAAAAT?! You're supposed to be in Ocarina of Time!!!
Navi: Nope! Great Fairy's orders! Gotta stay here!
Link: Fine. Then could you help me out here?
Kargorok: *cawcawcaw* *drops two Bokoblins into battle*
[Insert a boring battle]
Tetra: AHHH!!! Someone get me OFF of this thing!!!
Link: Hold on! I'll save you!
*Tetra squirms so much that the branch breaks and Tetra falls down*
Tetra: WHOAWHOAWHOA! *THUD* ow...
Link: *helps Tetra up* You okay?
Tetra: Yeah... the name's Tetra.
Link: I'm Link. This is--wait! Why are you still here?!?
Navi: I'm supposed to come with you! Great Fairy's orders! *flies over to Tetra* Hi, I'm Navi! I live in this forest!
Link: Let's go outside...
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Aryll: OYYY! BIG BROTHER! You saved her!
Link: Yeah I did it!
Helmaroc King: CACAW CACAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link:
ARYLL LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Aryll: ONOZ!
*Aryll gets snatched up*
Link: GAAAHH!!!! GIVE HER BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over cliff* WHOA! *gets grabbed by Tetra*
Tetra: Gotcha! Now have I payed what I owed?
Link: Yes. Now I owe you BIG TIME.
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Quill: Hey, Link! I saw everything! That bird is the Helmaroc King, and it lives in the Forsaken Fortress.
Link: WHAAAA*camera on Outset*
AAAAAAAAA*camera on Great Sea*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*camera on Earth*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!*camera on the universe then back to Outset* I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tetra: Now THOSE are some pipes...but back up there! Don't you need a shield or something?
Link: Right. I remember Grandma chatting about a shield while I was changing clothes...*runs to Grandma's house*
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Link: Grandma, I need a shield, Aryll got snatched up by a giant eagle.
Granny: Do you mean...*turns around* this shield? Your other gift?
Link: What? And now you're okay with me having all this gear?!
Granny: Yes, because I knew, Link...that you would set sail today. Please be careful, and return safely with Aryll...
Link: Okay! I'll do my best!
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Tetra: Ready?
Link: When you are!
*ship sails away as Link waves goodbye*
Link: *turns around and shouts out to the horizon*
HANG IN THERE, ARYLL! BIG BROTHER'S COMING!!!
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Was THAT awesome or what?!