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Old 05-27-2008, 06:20 PM
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Re: The Marvelous Misadventures Of Master Hand

~ Chapter 10: Back to the Brawlers! Follow those dam Hippies! ~

Chapter 10 characters:

Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Wolf
Dark Void Creature(s)
Anti-Samus: This young woman only likes one kind of men, a man who can protect her. Anti-Samus is a little over-romantic with everything, and can turn ever the most violent person into a peace lover.
Anti-Mario
Mario

Key:
Master Hand=MH
Crazy Hand=CH
Wolf=Wolf
Dark Void Creature(s) = DVC
Anti-Samus=AS
Anti-Mario=AM
Mario=Mario

Wolf: ………
Mario, Anti-Mario, CH, MH: ………..
Wolf: Um...Oops.
MH: Wolf, what are f*** you doing? One, why are you against us. Two, why are you here, and how did you get here?
CH: Yeah Wolf!
Wolf: *Responses in a deep voice* I though you were Anti-Star Fox, and I followed you here, just like Mario.
MH: Ok then. I am guessing that you would like to come with us to try to stop those hippies. Could you join us?
Wolf: Sure! *Does not move*
MH: *Looks at Wolf*

*A light breeze blows by, as Master Hand waits for Wolf to follow.*

Wolf: *Remains still*
MH: *Coughs, then clears throat*
Wolf: *Does the same*
MH: AH! I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! WHAT THE F*** WOLF?! WHAT THE F***?!
Wolf: You asked me if I could and I can. …but you did not ask me if I would, and I won’t.
CH: 0_o LOL, he got you there Master Hand!
MH: *Does not speak*
Wolf: Now, if you excuse me, I have a nemesis to deal with.
MH: *Grumbles*
AM: Which Fox are you looking for?
Wolf: Who else? The normal one!
MH: He is back at the normal SSB, the same place we are heading off to.
Wolf: I travel alone; I am a lone Wolf you know.
Mario: I canah seeah that.
Wolf: See ya later suckers!
MH: I hate him…..
CH: We know, we know.

*Master Hand and the other characters go into the exit portal, which leads them back to Unknown Sub-space.*

[Unknown Sub-space]

CH: Aw man, I really don’t want to float all the way back to SSB.
DVC: HEY MAN!

*Master Hand and the others turn to the direction the voice was coming from*

MH: 0_o
CH: It’s you! You are the one that tied us up, and stained our gloves!
DVC: What are you talking about man? I am not the law, the law is the law.
MH: I hate to ask, but are you Ok?
DVC: OK? I am more then OK! I am awesome! I never felt better man! Never!
MH: Something is wrong here.
CH: *Thinks* WAIT! I think….that the Dark Void Creature might have been turned into a hippie!
MH: 0_o No way!
CH: Yes way!
AM: This must be the work of Anti-Samus.
Mario: Anti-Samuah?
AM: Yes, Anti-Samus is a “hippie” then can turn any fighter into a “hippie.”
MH: Great, Anti-Crazy Hand’s army has a hidden weapon.
CH: We better be careful then.
MH: *Starts to float away.*
DVC: Waint man, where are you going?
MH: To stop a hippie army.
DVC: That is hip man, hip
MH: We are just going to leave now.
DVC: Well if you ever want to come back……
CH: No! *Floats away*

~After a long journey back to SSB, the heroes make it back to Final Destination. Tired, but glad to be back~

[SSB HQ, Final Destination]

Wolf: *Sleeping on the floor, snoring*
MH: If we move quietly, we can get pass him without waking him up.
CH: *Whispers* sounds goods to me.
Wolf: *Talks in his sleep* Star Fox! I will get you…….right after my bath with ducky wucky. *Snores*
CH: *Tries not to laugh, but a snort escapes his will* Ha-ha-ha!
MH: Shhh. Don’t wake him up stupid.

*The heroes step silently past Wolf*

Wolf: Ah! *Sleep walks*. *Gets up and screams* Snakes, snakes! *Picks up a pokeball* *Snore-lax comes out.* Snakes! I must smash the snakes!
MH: *Looks over* Oh, crap.

*Snore-lax comes down, smashing the heroes*

CH: Man, that did thirty percent damage!
Anti-Mario: Well at least he is not likely to get another one.
Wolf: *Still asleep*, *Runs back over to where he was sleeping, and lays back down.*
MH: *Sighs*
Wolf: Snakes! I must smash the snakes!
CH: 0_o
Wolf: *Grabs another pokeball, and throws it at the direction where the heroes are standing*

*Another Snore-lax comes out, and begins to rise upward*

Mario: Momma mai……….

*Snore-lax descends, and starts to head towards the heroes.*

MH: *Yells* Run!
Wolf: *Wakes up*, what the f*** is going on? *Looks up* :O

*The heroes just manage to doge Snore-lax*

MH: Man, I really hate that guy!
Anti-Mario: So this is what it is like in Brawl HQ huh?
CH: Yep. Fighting, smashing, and KOs as far as the eye can see.
MH: The main lobby is this way, come on!

~The heroes follow the long pathway back to the lobby room, unaware of what a waits them this time. ~

AS: I have expected you.
MH: *Suddenly stops, and stares deeply at Anti-Samus*
AS: Which one of you is Master Hand?
MH: *Responses shyly*, I am.
AS: Are you ready to die?
MH: *Ingores Anti-Samus’ response.* Where have you been all my life?
AS: Excuse me?
CH: *Confused*
MH: Do you have a map? ….because I get lost in your eyes.
AS: *Looks over at Mario*
Mario: *Shrugs shoulders in confusion.*
MH: If you were a hunk of meat, you would be prime rib.
Wolf: *Comes out of no-where* Even I am not even that cheesy.
CH: *Looks around in embarrassment.*
AS: Um, I was going to destroy you, but after hearing that I do not think it is worth it. I can turn Brawlers into peace-seekers, but I never had someone come up with such…..cheesy lines!
MH: I want to spend all my time with you…..
AS: *Runs away* Ah! Help! Help!
MH: Waint baby, where are you going?
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