~Chapter 9: The Escape from Hippie Ville~
Chapter 9 characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Anti-Crazy Hand
Mario- The mascot of Nintendo and Super Smash Brothers. No one knows if Mario is Japanese of Italian, but some say he is a little of both.
Anti-Mario: The complete opposite of Mario. Anti-Mario is neither Japanese nor Italian. Anti-Mario is one hundred percent American, and though he grew up in the Anti-SSB realm, he is more of a fighter.
Wolf
Key:
Master Hand=MH
Crazy Hand-CH
Anti-Crazy Hand-ACH
Mario=Mario
Anti-Mario=AM
[Anti-SSB HQ, Prison Cell 5933]
~Anti Crazy Hand’s plan continues to go on. Soon Anti-Crazy Hand will completely take over Super Smash Brothers. The fate of SSB lies in the fingertips of the two glove brothers. Master Hand and Crazy Hand. ~
MH: Super Smash Brothers lies in the fingertips of my stupid brother? *Sigh*
CH: Hey Master Hand!
MH: Hey Crazy Hand! How did you find me?
CH: I just followed the coffee drippings left over by the dark matter creature.
MH: Anti-Crazy Hand is planning to take over Super Smash Brothers!
CH: Really?
MH: The Anti-Brawlers left the realm, and are heading for Super Smash Brothers HQ!
CH: Then I guess we have to go, and try to save SSB.
MH: I guess so. We have no time to lose, come on and cut my loose!
CH: *Goes into firing mode* Hold still brother.
MH: 0_o *Prays* Please let him have good aim, please let him have good aim.
CH: *Fires*
MH: *Screams* you got me right between the knuckles!
CH: Yeah, but I got you loose.
MH: Lets just go!
[Anti-SSB HQ, Basement Floor 2]
AM: Halt! As a commander of the Anti-Brawler army, I command you to go back to the jail cell!
MH: Never!
AM: Then feel my American wrath!
CH: What?
AM: *Yells* *Starts to rap*
MH: Um, yeah. We are just going to leave now and…
CH: NO!
MH: What do you mean no!?
CH: Anti-Mario has changed us to a raping competition
.MH: So?
CH: So? That tells us a few things! One, Anti-Mario is not really a part of the Anti-Brawler army. No hippie raps, infact hippies hate rapping! Two, Anti-Mario is indeed American!
AM: Lies! Just like cake!
CH: Oh really?
AM...OK! I admit it! All the things you said are true!
MH: Am I missing something?
AM: I want to help you on your mission!
MH: What? Never!
CH: Ok, we need all the help we can get!
MH: What part of never do you not understand?
CH: I understand Master Hand. You said never as though he is to never going to betray us.
MH: No, I….
AM: Yay! I am in!
*A giant box appears above the three characters, stating “Anti-Mario has joined your group”.*
MH: What the heck? Why did that just happen? Are we in some kind of twisted fan-fiction story made by a fan of the Super Smash Brothers series of something?
CH: Maybe, the world may never know.
AM: I can help you escape, but it will not be easy! There are still countless guards here.
MH: That is not a problem; we can probably figure something out.
[Anti-SSB HQ, Basement Floor 1]
AM: Hurry, this way!
CH: Do you ever get the feeling as if someone is watching us?
MH: Sometimes.
AM: That is odd; there are not any guards here.
CH: Maybe it is there naptime.
AM: Highly unlikely.
Mario: *Runs down the hallway, and passes the others* *Stops then runs back* Masterah Hand! Crazyah Hand! …You!
MH: No, it is fine. He is with us, he is on our side!
Mario: Oh realah? Then howah do ya explain him attackah me?
AM: Why? You said, “Do the Mario!” That is why!
Mario: I thoughah that a follow Mario would alikah that songah.
AM: No, I do not! You know that I made up that song and that you stole it from me and got credit for it!
Mario: Oh, wellah I’mah ever so sorry.
AM: Lets just get out of here!
*As the heroes begin to walk towards the steps…*
AM: So Mario. I heard that you are also good at rapping
Mario: I’mah not. That is just ah GIF. Pictureah edit of me rappingah.
AM: You mean this one? *Takes out a movie picture*
Mario: *Looks at it*
As shown here
That isah the oneah.
AM: It is a shame really. The big time producers took away my song, and my rap.
CH: *Snatches picture* LOL! I am going to tell all my friends about this! *Grabs phone book. *Lets see, who first? *Opens the phone book.* There is Master Hand, Master Hand, Caster Hand. Wait that is Master Hand with a smug…*Realizes the truth*
Why is Master Hand on every page?
MH: I am your only “friend” you know.
CH: That is not true! *Flips through the book.* See! There is…Master Hand.
Mario: LOL
CH: Do not laugh at me! I should laugh at you! No one knows if your Japanese or Italian!
Mario: :L
MH: There’s the step! *Looks above them*
CH: There must be over one million steps there!
MH: Yeah, but we can float…
CH: Right, I knew that. I was just joking with you.
*Anti-Mario, and Mario both climb on a glove, as Master Hand, and Crazy Hand float towards the top of the steps.
[Anti-SSB HQ, Ground Level-Main Lobby]
MH: Freedom! Freedom!
CH: We can finally get out of here!
Wolf: Can’t let you do that Star Fox!
MH, CH, Mario, Anti-Mario: WTF?!