~Chapter 8: The Plan of the Hippies Unfolds~
Chapter 8 characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Anti-Master Hand
Anti-Crazy Hand
Wario- A big, greedy man who’s heart is as black as his eyes. Wario is big in a chunky way, and does not care about anything or anyone except for himself.
Anti-Wario: Much like other Anti-brawlers, Anti-Wario is the complete opposite of his other normal self. Anti-Wario is a gym nut, and “loves everyone and everything”.
JigglyPuff
Anti-JigglyPuff: Anti-JigglyPuff is a mega huger. She will hug you, and only let go when she is convinced that she has loved you enough. She also sings like an angle, and is blue.
Key:
Master Hand=MH
Crazy Hand=CH
Anti-Crazy Hand=ACH
Anti-Master Hand=AMH
Wario=Wario
JigglyPuff=JigglyPuff
Anti-Wario=AW
Anti-JigglyPuff=AJP
[Anti-SSB, Town square]
Wario: Ok you hippies, give me all your money!
AJP: Who is that?
AW: It seems by other self is in our world.
Wario: *Turns to Anti-Wario* Wo! Are you me?
AW: Yes, I am Wario, but to you I am Anti-Wario. As you can see, I am only two percent body fat, and give money out to the poor.
Wario: Ha! Well you are not going to turn me into a hippie! I happen to like being greedy...and fat.
AW: See it yourself. I am so fit that I can go anything athletic and I will not break a sweat.
Wario: Oh yeah?
CH: *Comes for nowhere, yet again* Oh boy! A race….wait Wario where did you come from.
AMH: I love races!
Wario: Where else? I followed you here.
AW: We will race to the office building and back.
Wario: Ok, but I say we make a bet.
AW: Let me guess, for money right?
Wario: Of course, I would not have it any other way!
CH: On your marks…get set …go!
Wario: *Runs as fast as his little legs can take him*.
AW: *Jogs backwards, while drinking lemonade*.
Wario: I might be chucky, but I have tricks up my sleeves! *Throws a banana peel in front of Anti-Wario*.
AW: *Easily jumps over the banana peel, and continues to jog*.
Wario: *Breathing hard* I…..must….beat….*falls over*.
AW: *Jogs to the office building then back at Wario without stopping*. It looks like I beat you.
Wario: The joke is on you! I never said how much money I was going to bet,
AW: I know, that is why I am taking it all.
Wario: What! There is no f***ing way I am going to give you all my cash!
AW: Wario, Wario, Wario. As you said, you never said how much you were going to bet. The amount of money you have is beyond numbers yes?
Wario: I guess.
AW: Then you could not describe how much money you have, for numbers are not enough. Since you never said how much, the presumption is that you bet all your money, since like I said you could not describe the amount. The countless amounts you bet was describe when you did not say how much you would bet.
Wario: *Confused*
AW: Therefore, you bet all of your countless cash.
Wario: Oh, *still confused*. *Gives Anti-Wario a bag full of all the money he has in his life.*
AW: Thank you, now I have to be going now.
Wario: *Notices he gave away all his money* Hey! My money!
AW: You gave it to me, and I won it fair and square.
Wario: *Sobs* my…..beautiful money…. *sobs again*
CH: Don’t worry Wario, all you have to do is win some matches and…..
Wario: It will never be the same! I am going home, and I am going to tell Waluigi! He is even skinner then you! *Runs away*
AW: *Talks intro his watch.* Mission “Hamster race” worked sir; I have done one of the steps.
ACH: Good, return to base and wait for the next opening.
CH: Awesome! I want a talking watch! It can go around my huge semi-whist!
AW: Um, I am sorry but you cannot have one.
CH: Why not?
AW: You have to be….in a club, yeah!
CH: Can I join? Please!
AW: Um, *thinks* sure. First, you have to take a test.
CH: Ok, when can I take it.
AW: You can take it after our club is done with our plans.
CH: What are your plans?
AW: Um, nothing much. Come with me, you can hang out with other members;
CH: Cool!
[Anti-SSB HQ, Floor 2-Main Hall]
JigglyPuff: I wonder where Mr. Game & Watch, and Lucus are.
AJP: Hello little lady.
JigglyPuff: *Turns around*
AJP: You are me, aren’t you?
JigglyPuff: You must be the Anti-JigglyPuff.
AJP: I sure am, and I am the best singer in the whole realm.
JigglyPuff: *Giggles* well I am the best singer in my realm.
AJP: A contest huh?
JigglyPuff: Sure, why not? ♫JiggglllyPufffff, Jigglllly♫ *Looks over at Anti-JigglyPuff.*
AJP: *Fast asleep*
JigglyPuff: >L Anti-JiggyPuff!
AJP: I do not want to go to school yet mom, give me five more minutes, *snores.*
JigglyPuff: *Shouts* Anti-JigglyPuff!
AJP: *Wakes up* huh?
JigglyPuff: Out of all the creatures, I would not think that a fellow JigglyPuff would fall asleep to a song by it’s own race!
AJP: Well maybe you just sing badly
JigglyPuff: Oh yeah? Then you sing!
AJP: Gladly, ♫JigggllyPufffff, Jigglllly♫
JigglyPuff: That was perfect!
AJP: Yep, and you will never be able to sing as well as me, no matter how much you try!
JigglyPuff: You might be right. If the other brawlers from my realm see you, tell them I am back home. *Leaves with a tear in her eye*
AJP: I almost feel bad for her….almost. *Takes into watch* Anti-Caster Hand. Mission “Singing Sucker” is completed as planed.
AMH: Excellent, return to HQ. Crazy Hand is there, he is unaware of our plans. I want you to make sure it stays that way.
AJP: Yes, of course sir.
[Anti-SSB HQ, Meeting Room]
AJP: Reporting in sir.
ACH: Good, welcome back.
CH: Cool! A blue JigglyPuff! You look a lot less violent when compared to the other JigglyPuff.
AJP: Well, I do try.
AW: Crazy Hand, do you really want to join our group?
CH: Of course!
AW: Then, you must be sent off to a scavenger hunt.
CH: What do I have to look for?
AW: It is on the list, now off you go!
CH: Thanks! Do not worry, I will find everything!
AW: Cool, ceya!
CW: *Floats out the door while saying “ualueaualueaualueaualueaualueaualuea”
MH: :Z Yeah, Super Smash Brothers is doomed…