Please read the first post. *Goes back to the story* (This chapter might be alittle shoter then some of the others).
~Chapter 7: Anti-SSB, A.K.A. Hippie Ville~
Chapter 7 characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Anti-Master Hand- The complete opposite of Master Hand. Anti-Master Hand is extremely stupid, and will always solve problems without violence.
Anti-Crazy Hand- The complete opposite of Crazy Hand. Anti-Crazy Hand is as smart as normal Master Hand is, if not smarter. Anti-Crazy Hand is a snob, and uses his knowledge to solve things peacefully, and easier.
Key:
Master Hand=MH
Crazy Hand=CH
Anti-Master Hand=AMH
Anti-Crazy Hans=ACH
*Master Hand and Crazy Hand enter the anti-Super Smash Brothers realm. Unknown of what waits ahead.*
[Anti-SSB HQ, Outside]
MH: Wow! Everything is so….white, and clean!
CH: I wonder where the others are.
AMH: Well, welcome stranger!
MH: *Turns around* What the f***? Who are you?
AMH: What language you have! I am Master Hand!
MH: Say what? I am Master Hand!
AMH: Really? Then you must be from the other SSB.
ACH: They have lost their friends, who wondered into this place.
AMH: Hey Crazy Hand!
CH: Awesome! Another me!
MH: Oh great, :Z.
ACH: Your friends are in the main lobby
MH: I thought you hate hippies Crazy Hand.
CH: I do, but how can I ever hate myself?
AMH: I….derrrrrrrrrr……..
ACH: It seems his stupidity is kicking in. I will take you to them now.
MH: Great! Thank you!
ACH: Before I do, I wish to ask you some questions about the other SSB.
MH: Sure, go ahead!
CH: Can I help?
ACH: I think it would be better if you spent some time with AMH.
CH: Ok, *floats over towards Anti-Master Hand*
ACH: Come, Master Hand; this way.
CH: So Anti-Master Hand, can I call you AMH?
AMH: Sure…..*barks*
CH: :X ok, what should we do first?
AMH: Eye spy?
CH: Ew! I love that game!
AMH: I spy with my big white glove….something white.
CH: I know this one! Is it you?
AMH: Nope!
CH: Is it white?
AMH: Yep! How did you know?
CH: I took a lucky guess!
AMH: You…..are the best friend that I always wanted!
CH: No way! Same with you!
CH&AMH: *Float around in a zigzag, doing more incredible stupid things while laughing.
[SSB HQ, Inside-lobby room]
MH: Wow. For a hippie, you do not have much colorful stuff.
ACH: There is no need for such things. It would completely mess up the diametric structure of the realm, making the perfect linear balance fall.
MH: Um, yeah. That is completely right…..I guess.
ACH: I can see that my great bank of knowledge might be too advance for your….primary brain to take.
MH: Primary? I happen to be very smart!
ACH: Yes, of course. When compared to Crazy Hand.
MH: I thought you were going to ask me some questions!
ACH: You are right, it seems I was sidetracked by your stupidity.
MH: Just get to the questions!
ACH: Very well. So Master Hand, do you take pleasure in hurting others?
MH: No, I am just doing my job!
ACH: Wrong. I have seen how you fight. You take no mercy.
MH: That is only when the difficulty is set high!
ACH: Blaming the ratings? I thought you told the others not to do that. You see, I have a plan, a plan that can change Super Smash Brothers forever! You seen, I plan to take over the normal Super Smash Brothers.
MH: What? How?
ACH: *Laughs* you forget, I am a genius. My IQ is beyond numbers.
MH: I though you were peaceful.
ACH: I very much am. I can take over SSB, and do it without any fits from either side.
MH: How do you plan to do that?
ACH: Do you really think I am as stupid as Crazy Hand as to tell me my plan? I could….it would not matter. For you would not be able to stop me anyways.
MH: You will not get away with this!
ACH: I already have. You see, Anti-Master Hand is keeping Crazy Hand busy, as I deal with you. It is time for a fix.
MH: Please! Do not do this! You have so much knowledge! Why waste it!
AVH: *Laughs* you are mistaken. To do this plan will take every strategy I have. Now, to deal with you.
[Outside Anti-SSB HQ, Anti-SSB village]
CH: Anti-Master Hand? Where are you?
AMH: Nowhere!
CH: Ha, ha ha, you are so funny! XD
AMH: What should we do now?
CH: Maybe we should go back, and find the others.
AMH: Well, Anti-Crazy Hand that he is having a very important meeting and does not want to be disturbed.
CH: Really? Maybe we should go and crash it!
AMH: He also said that it is very boring.
CH: Aw,
AMH: I am sooooo bored.
CH: Me to, what do you do for fun around here?
AMH: We do tons of stuff. Meditate, walk for peace, and plan the take over of SSB. The usual stuff.
CH: Oh, O.K! Well that does not sound like an evil chores or something. Wait! What was that last thing?
AMH: Ah,…..walk for peace?
CH: Ok, I thought you said something else.
