Alright here we go!

Chapter 1-2 - The Helmaroc King

Link: He is very strange-looking... I wonder how he got those wings. And the beak.

Aryll: Yeah. What the--LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! It's a...a... GIANT SEAGULL!!!

Link: That's no seagull... it's an EAGLE!!! *rocks flying* What?

Aryll: LOOK! PIRATES!!!

Helmaroc King: AWKK!

Link: Any idea what it just sa--holy freakshow, it dropped a pirate girl into the forest!

Aryll: I'm not going.

Link: Ugh. Fine...
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Link: I know I dropped that thing in the shrub...hmm...*falls into bush* OUCH! Stupid thorns! Wait...that was no thorn, that was my sword! *picks up sword and wiggles out of bush* That is the LAST time I stay up late cutting Mesa's grass. Now it's off to the forest!
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I know that was short, but I want to save the Tetra event for the final act!

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This is my House, This is my House, Won't you Get Out of my House? This is...this is my...house, this is my house, won't you get out of my house? I'll give you...a good spell for you to use, so you can jump on my roof and everything like that, this is my house, I've got a big beard!