
05-16-2008, 04:13 PM
|
|
|
Re: The Marvelous Misadventures Of Master Hand
~Chapter 5: Into the black void~
Chapter 5 characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Tabuu - A being who is powerful enough to control Master Hand. He was born in the unknown area of sub-space, and tried to take over the Super Smash Brothers world.
Key:
Master Hand=MH
Crazy Hand=CH
Tabuu=Tabuu
[SSB HQ, Final Destination]
MH: They might have gone looking for us.
CH: So, you are saying that they are in subspace.
MH: They are likely in the unknown part of subspace. The area were you and I never been to.
CH: What creatures do you think lay there?
I do not know, but we need to save them if we want to keep our jobs.
CH: I hate this job.
MH: Maybe so, but the company is protecting us from the police.
CH: It is time to go back.
[SSB HQ, Unknown Subspace-The Black Void]
MH: Hello? Jigglypuff? Mr. Game and Watch? Lucus?
CH: I give up. We can just hide here. The police will never find us.
MH: It does not matter; we need to find the other Brawlers.
CH: I wonder how far away from our house we are.
MH: *Ignores Crazy Hand* Hello? Anyone there?
CH: Yes.
MH: :L Hello? Lucus?
CH: Floats towards the western area*.
Tabuu: Who dares enter this place?
MH: Tabuu! You are the person who nearly killed me!
Tabuu: Well look who it is! Mater Hand, my old puppet!
MH: I am not your puppet! I should kill you. Wait a second, you should be dead!
Tabuu: Foolish Master Hand, I would have expected you to know by now that fighters of SSB can never die. Think all the times you got O.K.ed; you would have died from all of them by now!
MH: *Thinks*
Tabuu: You did not answer my question, what are you doing here?
MH: Crazy Hand and I were teaching some of the other brawlers how to become stronger. Crazy Hand got O.K.ed by a one hit blow by JigglyPuff and landed in a unknown area of subspace. I got him, but when we returned, they were gone.
Tabuu: I see, you know I have plenty of clones.
MH: Do you mean the darkened look alikes of the other brawlers?
Tabuu: The very same.
MH: We do not know if they are even lost.
Tabuu: Well, if they even happen to be lost forever...
MH: I do not want any clones!
Tabuu: Buy one, get one free!
CH: *Comes from out of nowhere* Please Master Hand? We save $99.99!
MH: No! That is final!
Tabuu: If it is the other brawlers you want, they are in subspace. They are far away from here. They are...in another SSB.
CH: Another Super Smash Brother? One, when did you turn physic? Two, how is there another Super Smash Brothers within Super Smash Brothers?
Tabuu: You see, they are not really in another SSB. They are within the Anti-Super Smash Brothers.
CH: The Anti-Super Smash Brothers? What in the hell is that?
Tabuu: Super Smash Brothers is a company that pays people to fight....
MH: Which would mean the Anti-SSB is a company for peace lovers.
CH: Hippies! I hate hippies!
Tabuu: Crazy Hand, you hate everything.
CH: I have a list of things I hate, and hippies are at the top! Right next to working here.
Tabuu: The journey to the Anti-SSB HQ is one of horror. You must listen carefully, to be able to get there.
CH: We are giant, floating gloves, we have no ears.
Tabuu: You must first pass through the door to where I was first K.O.ed. Then you have to trail through the lighting storm valley of the unknown. After which, you will see a giant stop sign.
CH: A giant stop sign?
Tabuu: Do not interrupt me, or question my knowledge! Once you are there, you must shake each-others hand...I mean gloves. A giant portal will open taking you to the realm of the Anti-SSB.
CH: How did the others figure this out?
Tabuu: That is simple, they took the shortcut.
CH: Shortcut? How...
Tabuu: I already said to not question my knowledge!
CH: :L
MH: Ok, thank you Tabuu...Tabuu?
CH: He left us...
MH: I guess we have to try to get there ourselves.
CH: Great, stuck on a journey to hippie-vile with you. This is going to be a long day...
MH: Day? How can you tell?
CH: Well, I made an inference when I saw the giant black sun.
|