~Chapter 4: The Second Labor, the Coach’s Hands~

Chapter 4 characters:
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Lucus - Lucus is a shy boy, but has the determination to be strong.
JigglyPuff -A pink ball, who is not related to Kirby; even though they look alike. JigglyPuff’s songs can make people fall asleep, leaving them wide open for an attack.
Mr. Game & Watch -A two-dimensional figure, who is usually just black. Mr. Game & Watch is a character in countless classics, and though he is small, he can kick butt.

Key:
Master Hand=HD
Crazy Hand=CH
Lucus=Lucus
JigglyPuff=JigglyPuff
Mr. Game & Watch=Mr. G

[SSB HQ, Final Destination]

MH: OK, it is time to work on your fighting skills.
Lucus: Why are there only three of us here?
CH: Many of the other brawlers said “I am already strong, and do not need training”.
JigglyPuff: I want to be tough, as tough as Ganondorf!
Mr. G: Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep
MH: Does anyone understand what Mr. Game & Watch said?
CH: Beats me!
MH: Ok, let us begin.
CH: JigglyPuff, Mr. Game & Watch, and Lucus, you have personal weaknesses. Once you find out how to get pass that weakness, you will be stronger. JigglyPuff, you let people step all over you. You have to learn to go after people, and defend yourself, and attack people without just slapping them.
JigglyPuff: But slapping people is my thing!
MH: :Z you have to get over that. Lucus, you are too afraid to attack people when people are in danger. You will be kicked down every time you get up, if you not fight.
Lucus: It is not my fault! I blame the player!
MH: :0 YOU BLAME THE PLAYER! HOW DARE YOU!
Lucus: Well they do control me……
CH: *Interrupts* Yes, but they do not control your emotions!
Lucus: Well the programmers do!
CH: :L Well maybe so, but it is time that you…dare I say it…..DEFY THEM!
Lucus: Defy the people?! How am I going to do that?
MH: We told you, leave it to us, we shall train you.
CH: Now, to Mr. Game & Watch. First, you have to get over the beeping thing.
Mr. G: BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
CH: There is no need for cursing, thank you!
Mr. G: Beep, …….
CH: Your attacks are strong, but some attacks are too old fashion.
Mr. G: Beep, Beep, Beep
CH: It is what helps make you who you are huh? Well maybe you should have a taste of today’s technology. *Gives Mr. Game & Watch a beam sword*
Mr. G: *Runs off, and starts to slash JigglyPuff and Lucus with it*
Lucus: Hey! Master Hand, I must disagree. You cannot give a high-tech item to an old finish game character!
MH: Nonsense! Mr. Game & Watch had items like the bream sword before, so it should be nothing new to him.
CH: Now, I want you to give me all you got!
JigglyPuff: *Jumps up and does a super b**** slap on Crazy Hand*
CH: *Mini explodings and fire surround him, as he floats towards the background, and falls*
MH: :Z CRAZY HAND! GET BACK HERE! *Follows Crazy Hand to the back of the screen*
Lucus: Um….what do we do now?
Mr. G: Beep, Beep, Beep.
Lucus: You think we should?
Mr. G: Beep, Beep, Beep.
JigglyPuff: I say we should.
Lucus: It is decided then, come on!

[SSB HQ, Final Destination, the Unknown Zone]

MH: Crazy Hand? Are you here?
CH: Go away!
MH: Where are you?
CH: Here!
MH: :Z could you be more specific?
CH: Just turn around!
MH: Oh, Crazy Hand! Why did you go off like that?
CH: Oh really? I am guessing that you are unaware of the whole three-hundred and thirty HP thing.
MH: Jiggly O.K.ed you in just one hit?
CH: What do you think?
MH: Well, no one has that much power in just one blow!
CH: JigglyPuff was the power of the b**** slap, and that power is nothing to make fun of!
MH: How did she get that power?
CH: Well it all started when she was born……
MH: *Interrupts* How do you know that?
CH: I was there ok!
MH: …..ok. We better go back to the main stage, and help them get stronger.
CH: Yeah, but I do not think that JigglyPuff needs to change he slapping thing.
MH: Agreed.
MH&CH: *Floats back towards the main Final Destination stage*.

[SSB HQ, Final Destination]

MH: 0_o where did everyone go!
CH: How should I know? *Calls* Lucus……JigglyPuff……Mr. Game & Watch!
MH: Where do you think they went?
CH: I do not know, maybe they are back in the main building.

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