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Okay, so my girlfriend yesterday... she called me... and since it will be censored, I'll have to act G-rated.... She called me a wiener, only starting with the word D.
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That's horrible! Clearly, she's lost her faith!
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Gosh... I always thought she was literally perfect. Christian, beautiful, never swore, always cared... and then out of everyone, the first person she ever swore at was ME!  |
But you see, that's a result of her misplacing her love. She's been loving the devil all along, not you! You're the pious one, man. Stay with God. Be Jesus's bridegroom. Praise Him alone.
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Any tips to like... make me feel better about this? :/
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Yes. Become a priest, and cut yourself off of the worldly things that haunt you so.
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I know it sounds stupid, but really... imagine Jesus coming down to Earth and calling you the d word. Ha...
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She's turning you blasphemous, young man. I implore you, pray for three hours to repent for saying something like that.
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If they don't say it on prime time sitcoms, it's a swear word to me.
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This is so true. When my cousin said "shut up" to his teacher, I broke his jaw in the Lord's name.