England. YAY
South-east England. 15 minutes from Dover, the slightly-famous-and-not-very-pretty-looking port. I live near the sea (kinda, 10 minute drive away) in a village on top of a big hill, so we never get flooded. Ever. And it snows sometimes, particularly in March/April.
I like it here, though. But I've never lived anywhere outside of South-East England, so...