I know I need much more work on my other parody, but it's been a while since I've played SMS and I'm WAY past the beginning in gameplay. My school had this thing called Market Night and the whole fifth grade sold stuff. I sold out all of my Wind Waker comics, but I got to keep the original. So let's do this!!!

Long ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power apparently called the Triforce lay hidden. It was a prosperous land blessed with green forests, tall mountains, and peace.

But one day, an evil pig-man-thing called Ganon appeared and took the Triforce for himself. With its strength at his command, he spread darkness across the kingdom. But when all hope had died, and the hour of doom seemed at hand...

A young boy clothed in green appeared as if from nowhere. Wielding the Blade of Evil's Bane, he sealed Ganon away and gave the land light. This boy, who traveled through time to save the land, was known as Link, the Hero of Time. His tale was passed down for centuries until it became legend. But then a day came when a fell wind began to blow across the kingdom. Ganon...umm, how did that thing go? Something something something eager to resume his dark designs, something something something but Link did not appear. Something something something.

What became of that kingdom...? None except me remain who know.

The memory of the kingdom vanished, but its legend survived on the wind's breath. On a certain island called Outset, it became customary to garb boys in green when they became 12. The elders wished only for the youths to know courage like the hero of legend...

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Chapter one is a bit later today. But, how did I do on the Legend of Hyrule?

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This is my House, This is my House, Won't you Get Out of my House? This is...this is my...house, this is my house, won't you get out of my house? I'll give you...a good spell for you to use, so you can jump on my roof and everything like that, this is my house, I've got a big beard!