Announcer- hello and welcome to todays thrilling episode of.... loz and crap!

Everyone- yay!

Announcer- on today’s episode we will talk to the prince of evil... Gannon!!!!

Everyone- boos!

Announcer- lol ok ok but really lets give old Gannon a round of applause

Everyone- boos!

Gannon- oh BEEP you

Gannon walks onto the stage

Announcer- hello Gannon!

Gannon- oh hello

Announcer- well lets get right down to biasness

Gannon- cool shoot

announcer- look we all know link wooped you-

Gannon’s eye twitches

Announcer- and we wanted to know of set what do you think of link?

Gannon- well to be blunt I don’t like him but I don’t hate him.... kinda like when people Announce when you're going to the bathroom

Announcer how so?

Gannon- look on one hand I don’t want to hear you say that but on the other hand you really cant do anything about it... BEEP mothers...

Announcer- err Gannon that has nothing to do with anything...

Gannon- oh can it next question!

Announcer- well we all have to know in ocarina of time at the very end why did you wreck your castle?

Gannon- well du to kill link and Zelda!

Announcer- why didn’t you just push them of the side?

Gannon- oh come on! I was thinking on my feet

Announcer- right of course you were ok next question...

Gannon is getting angry

Announcer- well Gannon we are running out of time here.... sadly....

Gannon- oh ok ((thank gawd!))

Announcer- well we have time for a few more questions from the audince

Audience- yet!

Girl 1- Gannon why is your name spelt so many different ways?

Gannon- because you’re ugly next!

Boy 1- Gannon have you ever talked with links other enemies?

Gannon- why yes majora is a good chum of mine

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Flash back

Gannon- majora care for a spot of tea?

majora- i would yes

Gannon- i concur

Majora- i concur with your concurring

Gannon- I concur with your concurring of my concurring

Majora- indubitably

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Boy 2- Gannon what kind of name is dagmire?

Gannon- your mom next!

Girl 2- Gannon what’s the secret to life?

Gannon- to kill and enslave the hylain race bwa ha ha!

Announcer well that’s all the time we have bye everyone!