And here is chapter three

Chapter 3
Link: *Climbs up ladder to lookout faster than a speeding monkey* ARYLL!
Aryll: Calm down. What?
Link: You made Grandma buy you stuff with the money that was supposed to buy ME stuff for my birthday, now all I’ve got are these stupid itchy hot clothes.
Aryll: Sorry, *doesn’t look sorry* well, I suppose I can get you to borrow my telescope.
Link: No way, I don’t want your stupid, GIVE IT!
Aryll: Alright, alright, keep your elf cap on.
Link: Hey, don’t mock the elf cap.
Aryll: Just take the damn telescope.
Da da da daaaaaa! You got Aryll’s goofy baby telescope. With it, you can see far, far away, but are you sure you want to?
Aryll: Why the hell did you lift it above your head, and who said my telescope was goofy?
It wasn’t me… oh crap… um, never mind!
Link: Grandma wants to see you now.
Aryll: I don’t care, she can rot in hell for ten minutes, and I’ve got to teach you the proper way to use the telescope first.
Link: Aryll, it’s a telescope, all I have to do is look through the smaller end, and move the larger end further away from me to zoom in.
Aryll: Well, if you’re so clever, look at the post box, you might be getting some birthday cards, so you’ll probably see Grandma raiding them for your birthday money.
Link: OK, looking now. *Adjusts telescope towards post box*
Aryll: Hey look, it’s the postman, he looks kinda funny.
Link: Don’t be racist; he probably thinks you look funny too. Hey, he’s looking at something in the sky.
Aryll: Well, why don’t you look at what he’s looking at?
Link: OK. *Adjusts telescope, and sees a big bird carrying an insanely hot girl* OMG!
Aryll: What?
Link: IT’S A GIANT PARROT!
Aryll: What’s it carrying?
Link: An insanely hot girl, and, wait, what the heck?
Aryll: What?
Link: Large black spheres are flying towards it from… that pirate ship over there!
Aryll: PIRATES! OH NOES, WE IS GOING TO BE KILLEDZ BY THE PIRATESES!
Link: Shut up, you neurotic nut, why, I’d slap ya if you weren’t a girl.
Aryll: Yippee for me.
Link: Hey, one of the large grey spheres hit the parrot, and it dropped the insanely hot girl into the forest.
Aryll: Well, she’s doomed now, let’s go home to Grandma, and pretend this never happened.
Link: No, you don’t let a girl that hot perish in a forest, it’s just unnatural, no hot girl deserves to die in a creepy forest.
Aryll: OK, whatever, but you’ll need something to defend yourself with.
Link: To old man Orca’s place! *Jumps from lookout* Owww.

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Credit to the awesome Ranil for the sig and the avatar.
My timeline theory