Brick
"Throw one at me if you want, Hash-Head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you."
-Brendan
The Brain: Ask any dope rat where their junk sprang and they'll say they scraped it from that, who scored it from this, who bought it off so, and after four or five connections the list always ends with The Pin. But I bet you, if you got every rat in town together and said "Show your hands" if any of them've actually seen The Pin, you'd get a crowd of full pockets.
Brendan: You think The Pin's just a tale to take whatever heat?
The Brain: Hmm... So what's first?
Brendan: Show of hands.
"I've got knives in my eyes, I'm going home sick."
-Brendan
Assistant VP: You've helped this office before.
Brendan: No, I gave you Jerr to see him eaten, not to see you fed.
Brendan: All right, you got me. I'm a scout for the Gophers. Been watching your game for a month, but that story right there just clenched it. You got heart kid. How soon can you be in Minneapolis?
Brad Bramish: Yeah?
Brendan: Cold winters, but they got a great transit system
Brad: Yeah?
Brendan: Yeah.
Brad: Oh, yeah?
Brendan: There's a thesaurus in the library. Yeah is under "Y". Go ahead, I'll wait
Edward Scissorhands
Kim: Hold me.
Edward: I can't.
Edward: I knew it was Jim's house.
Kim: You...you did?
Edward: Yes.
Kim: Well, then why'd you do it?
Edward: Because you asked me to.
Hook
"Oh, there you are Peter!"
-Pockets
Captain Hook: I have waited long to shake your hand with this. Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom!
Peter: Dark and sinister man, have at thee!
Serenity
Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define 'interesting.'
Wash: 'Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?'
"You fog things up! You always have. You spin me about. I wish like hell you was elsewhere."
-Mal
River: Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain-pan, squish.
Simon: Don't say that! Not ever. We'll get through this.
River: Things are going to get much, much worse.
"No more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."
-Mal
"Why when I talk about faith do you always assume I'm talking about God?"
-Shepherd Book
River: Storm's getting worse.
Mal: We'll pass through it, soon enough.
The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal?
Mal: Ah Hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
That'll do for now.